North of 49

That's right folks, it's Jesus Week ehre at North of 49. All this week until Good Friday, I will be talking about everyone's favourite Messiah, Jesus.

Today(or tonight in my case), we bring to you new evidence from Judea about who Jesus really was. Let's take a look...





There were three good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone "brother."
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure he was God.

But then there were another three equally good arguments that he was Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil a lot.

But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all; conclusive proof that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.








Decide for yourself who Jesus really was. Good night everyone. And to the blog readers in Tokyo...

Ohayo Gozaimasu!