North of 49

Go to this thread and read pages 14 to 21 to see Christianity gone wrong and religious idiocy and hypocricy at its best.

I got a good laugh out of reading it just now.


Unfortunately, it's now locked. Still a good read though...



http://www.canadaka.net/modules.php?nam ... &start=195

http://mattstone.blogs.com/photos/sacre ... ody_g.html

I actually have no idea what Jesus would play, but whatever it is, I'm sure it's awesome...


Check out this guys site for all things Jesus.

http://mattstone.blogs.com/photos/sacre ... index.html


For example:




This is quite possibly the last update for Jesus Week here at North of 49, because tomorrow I am going to be busy as hell and won't have time to update unless it's really late.

I hope everyone has a safe and happy chocolate-filled Easter slash long weekend. Good night everyone!

That's right folks, it's Jesus Week ehre at North of 49. All this week until Good Friday, I will be talking about everyone's favourite Messiah, Jesus.

Today(or tonight in my case), we bring to you new evidence from Judea about who Jesus really was. Let's take a look...





There were three good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone "brother."
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure he was God.

But then there were another three equally good arguments that he was Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil a lot.

But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all; conclusive proof that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.








Decide for yourself who Jesus really was. Good night everyone. And to the blog readers in Tokyo...

Ohayo Gozaimasu!

I love this, don't you?







JESUS WAS A LIBERAL!!!





Oh man, I am so asking for it.

Well folks, like the occasional outbreak of those herpes you got from that hooker on Yonge Street that just won't go away, Liberal attack ads are back. The only difference this time is that there is only one ad and it is made by some retarded kid living in mom's basement who can think of nothing but porn and his blind hatred of the Liberals.

Unfortunately, we are fighting a losing battle to the armies of hypocricy and arrogance.(That's right, I said it. Ooh! Scorn time! )

Now where was I? Oh, yes. Attack ad. You can find it on youtube...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPWAhyjglsI


What a load of bullshit. Not only the fact that this is clearly not done by the Conservative Party of Canada(their attack ads focus much more on the past), some people actually bought this crap.

Here's a little tidbit from BluesBud who is currently waging a war where the odds are 6 to one against him.

[quote="BluesBud"]It is always the same with these Con party spin weasels. If someone in our party makes an error, find some way to spin it so it looks like someone else did something underhanded. If you can make it look like the Liberal Party even better. Because we all know every one of them is crooked. [/quote]

Ding ding ding!!! We have a winner!

Granted, everyone spins, but(sorry guys, you know I love y'all deep down) it is almost always the Conservatives who shy away from their spin-doctoring but pounce on liberal spin a fat kid on a brownie.

Now, before some people close this or stop reading out of pure, blood-boiling anger, I would...

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