North of 49

Wake up and smell the egg bread, humus and <enter traditional Christian food here>. Actually, come to think of it, Christians are exempt from this post.


Attention all Jews and Muslims. If you all study the Torah and Qu'ran so devoutly as you say, then you would know that in the beginning, you all openly admitted that you all worshipped the same God. However, you all differed on how the Lord Almighty was to be worshipped. You each thought that you were doing it the right way, and the other wasn't, but you both acknowledged that he was the same God. And yet he promised the Holy Land to both of you.


And behold, endless years of conflict over who gets the promised land. One side says: "God gave the land to us!" and then the other side says: "No! He gave it to us!!!"


He's the same God, right? And he loves all his people, right? So here's my problem.....




IF HE PROMISED THE HOLY LAND TO HIS FOLLOWERS, THEN IT BELONGS TO EVERYONE! TO THE JEWS, THE MUSLIMS, AND THE CHRISTIANS!!!


I am seriously waiting for God, Jesus, Abraham or Muhammad to come down shaking their heads and saying: "Jeez, it was such a simple solution, it was right in front of your faces, but you all failed to see it. God wants you all to have the Holy Land! Jeez!!! How stupid are you people?!"