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Folks,

Here's the simple truth. I'm fucking lazy at finishing pieces on the 2006 CKA Poster Awards. My original plan was to have a small thing for each category with a one or two line snizz at the recipient thus having the whole thing done in one entry. As each one was written, they started getting longer and began approaching prolixic territory. Also, they're unfinished. So, I'm dutifully finishing them off; knock off the crabbing.

PASSIVE AGRESSIVE AWARD



This award can go to none other than legendary CSIS-Mason baby carrier Gangstalking. While she certainly qualifies as a runner-up in the bonk-shit insane category, she (SPOILER ALERT) didn't win it.

However, she is hands down the winner in the passive-agressive category. Her whole approach to this forum has been one of complete and total kangaroo-shit. Initially, she signed on to this fair forum asking only a simple question which concealed within a much more sinister agenda. She wanted to know what people thought of gang-stalking. Gang-stalking, for those that don't know, is an invention by paranoiacs to explain their paranoia. See that last sentence? That was what crumb-fucker wanted people to ask, thus allowing her to explain what it is. Of course, her explanations were by and large cribbed from anonymous internet sources of dubious repute and she wasn't any sort of a stranger to passing herself off as an expert.

Ah, the "expert" in gang-stalking. Well, Deep-Fried Sally here was always keen to let you know that there wasn't a degree in "gang-stalking". Why? What could possibly be accomplished from that little hint, as subtly dropped as an aircraft carrier from on high into the Rogers Centre when the Jays are winning against the Yankees and Gustavo Chacin isn't bitching off with a twisted finger? You'd want to know how SHE knew! This passive-aggressive tactic of trying to ploy the board members into begging her to hear her story would allow her to present her fucked up invented and completely impossible scenario with an eye to gaining sympathy!

Well, why would Potatoface want people's sympathy? For the uninitiated, Little Nutty Pump'n'frump had always been posting gang-stalking tactics in addition to her sob-stories, anecdotes, fantasies and other bouts of shit-barfing. Gangstalking wanted you, the sympathetic reader, to read her tale of woe, feel sorry for her and then use the tactics she had presented to attack the guy she hated. All without ever asking you to do it. Don't believe me? She named the fucker on this site! When a host of people challenged her on being a hideous hypocrite she simply...fucked off! The allegations against her are, as of today, unanswered.

Don't believe me? Check out her websites and make up your own mind.

And that friends, is why Gangstalking wins the 2006 CKA POSTER AWARD OF THE YEAR AWARD PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE AWARD. Her whole spiel, blog and other websites are nothing more than recruitment propoganda to enlist people in her battle against some dick who probably turned her down for a date because she has little teeth and monstrous gums. That's right, Goofy the Brick-Kisser is looking for another regiment in her army of mental demons to fight some guy.

She gave you the history, she gave you reasons to pity her, she gave you reasons to hate him, she gave you his identity and she gave you the tactics to fuck his life over.

She's fucking lucky there isn't a CUNT OF THE DECADE Award cuz her frothy-mouthed blown-fuse brain fucktard self would be chisled into a fucking bronze statue at the corner of Yonge and Front in a heartbeat.

Congratulations you nutty-ass lying fucker!