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Permanent LinkPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:17 pm 
Fanaholics,

The Comment Corner will be hosting its first ever Annual Poster Awards of The Year Awards near the end of this year.

So, send in your nominations in the following categories:

DUMMY MATT AWARD

This award will go to the poster who best exemplified stupidity in action. If you know of a poster who went merrily down a road that ended horribly for them, this is the category. Any poster who trudged onward despite being ignorant on a subject is also eligible. Know somebody who couldn't grasp even the simplest of ideas? Nominate 'em!

GOOGLE U VALEDICTORIAN

Once the fur is flying and egos are firmly staked to a particular idea, watch as the desperate poster gets themselves an instant edumacation by attending Google University or Wikipedia College for a crash degree in: Law, Art History, the Holocaust, science or political thought. Witness the horror as these people happily dip into an unchecked repository of possible crap to fish out a misunderstood nugget! Observe as these people find themselves bashed into oblivion with extra insult added!

XEROX XEROX XEROX

Know anybody who got caught a' plaigarizin'? Somebody else's work proved a little too tempting to pass up, but giving credit where credit was due posed to big a barrier to a tiny ego? So somebody got out their Elmer's glue and safety-scissors and cut 'n pasted their way into ignominious defeat? Let us know!

PASSIVE AGRESSIVE AWARD

This is the award for the poster who best exemplified, "Who? Me? Bitch?" These are the people who sling mud, but only when the referee is looking the other way.

JULIUS NAPOLEON JESUS CHRIST ALVAR HANSO AWARD

This award is for the person who just came across as fucking nuts. Not stupid. Nuts. Out there. Broken wheel. Dead hamster. Reality keeps pitching, they keep swinging and it ain't nothin' but strikes.

QUOTE OF THE YEAR

This is the award to shoot for. Fuck, nominate yourself if you want. This is the award which goes to the best quote of the year. It could be a stinging rebuke, excellent point or some of the funniest shit ever. Whatever.

Just remember, vote early and vote often for your favourites!

The Comment Corner: Another good idea...

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Permanent LinkPosted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:27 am 

[quote="Tricks"]I beat up retarded people? Since when?[/quote]
"I like to beat up those with issues"?

"I want to beat the issues out of them, it's fun"?

I'm kidding, but you did say it on my blog.... and if you want *cough* I'll go find the exact quotations... ;) :P

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And my manager deserves to die. Little fucker. Staple his nuts to a car battery.

:|

Who here thinks Tricks is going to go on some homocidal rampage before he's 30?

*raises hand*


Permanent LinkPosted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 12:58 pm 

[quote="Mr_Canada"]"I like to beat up those with issues"?

"I want to beat the issues out of them, it's fun"?[/quote]NOT mental issues ;)

Quote:
:|

Who here thinks Tricks is going to go on some homocidal rampage before he's 30?

*raises hand*
So I should get the crazy award? :twisted: Turned that around didn't I.

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Permanent LinkPosted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 8:41 am 

Google U = Bountiful789 (Calgary000)

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Permanent LinkPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:10 pm 

Google U - Glen Fitzgerald all the way.





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