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 Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:17 pm |
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Fanaholics,
The Comment Corner will be hosting its first ever Annual Poster Awards of The Year Awards near the end of this year.
So, send in your nominations in the following categories:
DUMMY MATT AWARD
This award will go to the poster who best exemplified stupidity in action. If you know of a poster who went merrily down a road that ended horribly for them, this is the category. Any poster who trudged onward despite being ignorant on a subject is also eligible. Know somebody who couldn't grasp even the simplest of ideas? Nominate 'em!
GOOGLE U VALEDICTORIAN
Once the fur is flying and egos are firmly staked to a particular idea, watch as the desperate poster gets themselves an instant edumacation by attending Google University or Wikipedia College for a crash degree in: Law, Art History, the Holocaust, science or political thought. Witness the horror as these people happily dip into an unchecked repository of possible crap to fish out a misunderstood nugget! Observe as these people find themselves bashed into oblivion with extra insult added!
XEROX XEROX XEROX
Know anybody who got caught a' plaigarizin'? Somebody else's work proved a little too tempting to pass up, but giving credit where credit was due posed to big a barrier to a tiny ego? So somebody got out their Elmer's glue and safety-scissors and cut 'n pasted their way into ignominious defeat? Let us know!
PASSIVE AGRESSIVE AWARD
This is the award for the poster who best exemplified, "Who? Me? Bitch?" These are the people who sling mud, but only when the referee is looking the other way.
JULIUS NAPOLEON JESUS CHRIST ALVAR HANSO AWARD
This award is for the person who just came across as fucking nuts. Not stupid. Nuts. Out there. Broken wheel. Dead hamster. Reality keeps pitching, they keep swinging and it ain't nothin' but strikes.
QUOTE OF THE YEAR
This is the award to shoot for. Fuck, nominate yourself if you want. This is the award which goes to the best quote of the year. It could be a stinging rebuke, excellent point or some of the funniest shit ever. Whatever.
Just remember, vote early and vote often for your favourites!
The Comment Corner: Another good idea...
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Nam eloquentiam quae admirationem non habet nullam iudico
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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:38 pm
I nominate gangstalking and saga for all of the above... 
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Never ever question Canadian Coolness!!!!!
America is North America's basement. Its where you put all the crap and forget ab
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:14 pm
SHOT GUN ON THE CRAZY AWARD!! It's mine. I will kill all other nominees. 
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Non Nobis Sed Patriae
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum
Shhh... My common sense is tingling! - Deadpool, AKA Wade Wilson, AKA The Merc with a Mouth.
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:56 pm
[quote="Tricks"]SHOT GUN ON THE CRAZY AWARD!! It's mine. I will kill all other nominees. [/quote]
Oh please, everyone here and their dog sled knows that one fits me more then anyone on the forum. 
Except maybe gangstalker...
Let's see... Best quote.....
"Everyday is Canada Day!" (and treating it like so is rather fun) - Mr. Canada
"YOU ARE ON MY EFFING LIST." - Mr. Canada; Directed to the Boston Bruins, Taliban, United States, Brazil, Caledonian Natives, Medicine Hat and Tricks,
Thats all I can think of for myself.... God I'm lame, 
*goes to forums to nominate peoples*
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:16 am
[quote="Mr_Canada"][quote="Tricks"]SHOT GUN ON THE CRAZY AWARD!! It's mine. I will kill all other nominees. [/quote]
Oh please, everyone here and their dog sled knows that one fits me more then anyone on the forum.
Except maybe gangstalker...
Let's see... Best quote.....
"Everyday is Canada Day!" (and treating it like so is rather fun) - Mr. Canada
"YOU ARE ON MY EFFING LIST." - Mr. Canada; Directed to the Boston Bruins, Taliban, United States, Brazil, Caledonian Natives, Medicine Hat and Tricks,
Thats all I can think of for myself.... God I'm lame,
*goes to forums to nominate peoples*[/quote]Best quote?
Hmmmm Probably when people were saying all these meaningful song lines. And I came back with
"If it's getting cold reheat it"
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Non Nobis Sed Patriae
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum
Shhh... My common sense is tingling! - Deadpool, AKA Wade Wilson, AKA The Merc with a Mouth.
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:15 pm
For QUOTE OF THE YEAR how about mine!
"In order to make a poll stand up, you have to shove it into a hole."
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:01 pm
Bluesbud,
Not bad. Not a bad quote at all.
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Nam eloquentiam quae admirationem non habet nullam iudico
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:17 pm
I believe I said this on the Old Drunk thread...
Arctic_Menace, walking the line between genius and insanity since 1988...
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Never ever question Canadian Coolness!!!!!
America is North America's basement. Its where you put all the crap and forget ab
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:54 pm
BEST QUOTE: Suck it up, princess. By Moi.
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Non Nobis Sed Patriae
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum
Shhh... My common sense is tingling! - Deadpool, AKA Wade Wilson, AKA The Merc with a Mouth.
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:15 pm
JULIUS NAPOLEON JESUS CHRIST ALVAR HANSO AWARD
I think that Canadian fascist, SaintLucifer has this one... heh
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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:34 pm
JULIUS NAPOLEON JESUS CHRIST ALVAR HANSO AWARD
Gerry Duffett
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Throughout the world, on any given day, a man, woman or child is likely to be displaced, tortured, killed or "disappeared", at the hands of governments or armed political groups. More often than not, the United States shares the blame. - Amnesty International, 1996
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