Hello Darkness! The Official Blog of Helen Keller

Fanaholics, know that I've been hard at work scanning through reams and reams of threads searching for those bon mots which define a forum. While it seems that I may have bitten off a little more than I can chew with the Annual Poster Awards of The Year Awards, let it be known that I have massive nuts, unbustable chops and no moral quibbles about crowning myself in a few key categories.

That said, before I march off into "Rigged Letdown Bullshit Travesty" territory, keep those suggestions coming via Comment and PM!

And, if I may make a suggestion, try perusing the Iran Eyes Badges For Jews thread for a host of hilarity written by everybody. I'm too lazy to link it here, but if you simply go to the main page search engine, type in "Iran Eyes Badges for Jews", you'll be whisked away to a classic CKA thread.

Witness Dummy Matt get pounded head first into the ground while his exposed asshole is used as a flag-holder for our victory. Gasp at the horror of Lily attempting to refute Hitler's own views in Mein Kampf with a page she found on a New Zealand Geocities page! Reel at some of Jaime Souviens worst word-needling ever. Retch at Dummy Matt's selective dictionary adventure. Laugh and nominate Derby's hilarious takedowns of others. Sit awestruck at some of my better work which should at least be nominated by one of you so I can mention it with a shred of honour in the Annual Poster Awards of The Year Awards.

Come on fanaholics, get a scouring on the board!