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Folks, the Comment Corner has noticed a trend which has seeped its way into the collective mindwork of this forum. It's ugly as a cancerous nut and welcome just about as much.

It's arriving at a thread in progress and announcing that the thread either sucks, is boring or doesn't somehow meet the interloper's secret criteria of exciting him. Here's the rub these stains just don't get: They're reading it and commenting on it. These crybaby douches instantly cancel out their own supposed outraged morality when they add to the ennui with their own brand of Crap-O-Post.

It's the equivalent of standing up in the middle of a crowded theater showing a movie and then yelling at the top of your lungs that the movie sucks. And then...hanging around to make sure people heard you. Part of the attendent outrage the posters feel towards these whores is that they have this expectation that you'll up and walk out of the movie so to speak, cussing and cursing the director, hating yourself for having sat down in the first place and being in shocked awe of the whore's precious opinion.

It's being an Attention Whore of the worst kind. Here's a thread that doesn't concern you, didn't solicit your worthless observations on its quality and isn't going to give quarter to your opinion once you've barfed it out and finger painted with it a little BUT still people feel the need to do it. Awww, nobody paying any attention to you? Why not interrupt a thread with...you? Fucking busybodies who feel the need to make sure YOU know how they feel about the entertainment value of any thread.

If this isn't bad enough, sometimes these people put in a little exta effort to go from douchebag attention whore to syphyllatic ME-ME-ME slut by using a prepackaged joke image of David Hasselhoff dressed up as Knightrider fucking Kitt in the tailpipe with a dumbass slogan like "This thread sucks!" That's right, nothing screams desperate-for-attention quite like using somebody ELSE'S joke to bolster your already hypocritical jackass position.

So, if you're reading along in a thread, have nothing to contribute to the thread, don't find it entertaining or it doesn't meet your civilized standards despite the fact you garnish you Apple-Cinnamon Cheerios with no-name mustard, here's a quick tip from the Comment Corner to you: Fuck off. You're about as welcome to that thread as a DVD player field-goal kicked into your forehead would be.

Trust us. The Comment Corner is here for your betterment.