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WEEK ENDING AUGUST 18th, 2006

Fanaholics, the Comment Corner Weekly Poster Awards, as you may have noticed, are not always the most punctual of awards. Sometimes they’re weekly, sometimes not, sometimes just flat out put off because I’m again doing something better.

However, this week has been a week which asked, nay begged, nay demanded their return!

First up is a recent arrival at the forum, but no slouch in quickly earning a reputation as a dedicated, persevering moron. When not accusing entire groups of being in a covenant of agreed non-prosecution, he finds solace in slandering mainstream media as not giving him enough information to make an informed decision. Yet, dbaker is not afraid to parade his ignorance and let hypocrisy ring true for the Coherent Thought? Glugaglugaglugaglug Award when he writes:



Yup, mainstream media has failed him many times before, but fuck it, what’s the use in researching something for yourself to make an informed decision when the very thing you despise is so easy to fall back on? So, not knowing if he’s making an informed statement with regards to the “Must be easy” subject of the fall of the Western Roman Empire, dickless here sallys forth, oblivious to the trail of hypocritical stink in his wake. Bravo and congratulations on such an early win!

Coming in at a close second in terms of a junior poster able to snatch an award away, we have gangstalking, who appears to be a broken record repository of dangerous advice, dangerous self-promotion as an expert and dangerous advancement of unbridled stupidity. She claims to be a victim, she claims to have osmosed all possible knowledge on the subject of stalking through life-experience and she claims to be the hostess with the mostess despite nobody else recognizing it. Consequently, it’s no surprise that gangstalking is the hands down winner of the: Where’s Your Messiah Nowwwww? Award with this nugget being the clincher:



Yes folks, gangstalking has made herself the Messiah of the topic. Come to her for salvationah! Come to her to have your wounds healedah! Come to her for shaky unfounded adviceah that is poorly spelled, errantly thought outah and could just as easily come from shit scrawled on the inside of a telephone boothah. Yup, gangstalking is about as knowledgable on this or other topics as would a fortune cookie. At least the fortune cookie comes with a good meal, gangstalking just comes with a Xeroxed mental burp.

But, what would the Weekly Poster Awards be without a nod to the forum’s most powerful retard, the bigot of Burlington, Dummy Matt? Dummy Matt styles himself as a powerful anti-PC crusader able to slash through the veil that Liberalism has wrapped society in with his cunning sense, biting wit and grasp of all knowledge the world has, is and will ever produce! Unfortunately for Bigot Flynn here, he usually stumbles, trips, drops his sword, forgets his lines and knocks down the set once he’s challenged to support himself. Then somebody has to call his AA sponsor to bring over a new pair of undies as he’s usually crapulated in them. As usual, Dummy Matt is able to walk away with the Consistently Dumb, Consistently Matt award unchallenged and undisputed for this classic gem of an indignified defence:



I can’t add much more to both the paramount stupidity, scariness and outright racist hostility this post brings. This is classic Dummy Matt. He’s pissed that I attributed his racism to the wrong race and he’s here to set the record straight goddammit! Fuck folks, just read his post again and fear.

And that’s it for another week or until I get off my lazy ass and do more. The Comment Corner: Worth holding your breath for…but I wouldn’t actually do it.