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 Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 3:12 pm |
Oh Dummy, My Dummy
Where have you gone?
To what new land in what new name
Have you spawned?
You're a dummy, it's true
With your ugly mug and goofy grin
With new thesaurus words
To tell us which National Post editorial you been apin'
You never got history
Much less jokes and humour
But in the ranks of the dummies
You were the greatest bloomer
I remember the time you thought cheese was Chinese
Or Jean Claude Van Damme was a car
I remember the time you honestly said
Jesus Christ was killed in a fight in a bar
Goddamn were you stupid
I used to laugh until I cried and needed a tissue
But with only amateur dummies around...
I think that actually...
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Nam eloquentiam quae admirationem non habet nullam iudico
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 4:22 pm
YES!!!! A modern-day Byron is born! And i should know, i'm Walter Cronkite
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"I like pizza" (mtbr articulating ideological conservatism in a Canadian context)
"History is NOT facts" (our resident academic's view of history)
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:17 am
Greetings Dayseed, Mustang1:
Let us not forget another dummy, Mr. Potatohead.
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When the pH of the soil becomes acidic the Al becomes toxic to the roots of the plant and yields plummet. - "Dr" Bobby
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:26 pm
WIAF wrote: Let us not forget another dummy, Mr. Potatohead. 
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CELER ET AUDAX
SWIFT AND BOLD
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:42 pm
Move over Kipling! 
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The cake is a lie.
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