Hello Darkness! The Official Blog of Helen Keller

Forum fans, there are certain realities that people have to accept on this green earth. The first reality is that Robin sucks, end of story. Batman doesn't need a mincing manboy following him around, Dick Greyson, Jason Todd or otherwise. It's creepy (although Kafilkafish loved it). The second reality? You don't know the "best little (Chinese/Fish and Chip/Pizza) restaurant!" Okay? They are all the same within a few varied degrees. You're not special, Frodor's is not going to be knocking down your door demanding to know where you get that delicious wanton soup and out of town guests are too polite to tell you to just call Swiss Chalet.

The third reality is the meat of the matter.

Paranoia. Especially in an online forum where anonymity is virtually guarenteed unless one is fucking stupid enough to divulge person information to a sea of strangers (I'm looking your way Dummy Matt, Airborne regiment, Austrailian cop, Toronto cop, live(d) in Burlington, mighty fucking stupid, answers to the name Otto), anybody can be anybody.

But how often is anybody anybodIES? Nil. None. Don't hold your breath, the cheque isn't in the mail and the fat lady's already on the aftershow lozenge.

However, there are some here, on this very forum, that are steeped in the paranoid delusion that there is one, or a small few, masterminded intelligentsia determined to thwart him or her and resort to multiple accounts/monikers/posters to bolster an online hatred of the paranoid delusional.

That being said, the paranoia manifests itself in the denial that somebody could be so utterly fucking dumb or annoying that they attract the scorn of MULTIPLE intelligent people. No, in their mind, it must only be one or two dividing their time among a score of monikers to artificially inflate an online assault against the paranoid person. With such a moronically stupid core belief, it's little wonder that the trappings of the overall paranoia bear the same dumbfuck stupidness, including what the paranoid person believes motivates the criminal mastermind(s). Examples? Jealousy of the paranoid poster's intelligence, that the paranoid person "whipped" the criminal mastermind in an earlier argument or some other such invented motivation which secretly acts as a compliment to the paranoid poster.

Some of these idiots even make threads about it or have extremely public nuclear meltdowns rationalizing and defending their idiocy. Some of these people like to remember to read comic strips by Tom Wilson.

Here's a tip straight from the Comment Corner, your one stop shop for truth, honesty and better living: One or two people are not conspiring to invent multiple accounts with a shared purpose of destroying your online persona or credibility for some delusional reason that satiates your malformed ego.

Multiple people badmouth you online because you've earned it.

Deal with it.

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