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WEEK ENDING JULY 7th, 2006

Sorry about the lack of updates this week fanaholics, the Corner will be commenting with greater frequency.

However, do not be daunted, for once again, a scavenging of the worst of the bloated has been undertaken and three brand new shining examples of moronic imbecility are offered up for closer inspection.

Our first winner this week is none other than resident Comment Corner whipping horse, dullard supreme and all-around picker of juicy things hidden in recesses in his body, our fan-favourite, Matt, aka Motorcycleboy. Coming on strong in the early part of the week, Matt dominated the field in idiocy and with a deadly killer instinct, made comments so stupid as to ensure the awarding of the I should have read this before I posted it Warning Award.

How did Matt manage to win yet a second award so soon? Why, this homage to hubris as hastily and haughtily hashed as humanly hossible. (Did I just invent the word hossible? I did and its certainly hossible others will use it too.)

[quote="Motorcycleboy"]NO ONE CAN BELIEVE THE SUPERHUMAN INTELLECT POSSESSED BY THE GREAT MOTORCYCLEBOY![/quote]

Well Dummy Matt, you're finally right. NOBODY can believe that you have a superhuman intellect, let alone an intellect that will allow you to sit the right way on a toilet seat. In future, read the sentence to yourself (or blow your "help-whistle" and have somebody read it for you) and decide if it's a "goody" or a "baddy". In this case? Baddy. Just here to help and congratulations again on the award. That mantle might get pretty full of awards Matt!

Moving right along, we come to a new award winner but long time poster and suspected Comment Corner Fanaholic, Scape! Well, this isn't exactly the magnificent ineptitude of Dummy Matt, but Scape certainly deserves the Creepy and Most Likely Wrong Comparison award for this little nugget bursting at the seems with the thought of "Uhhhhh...this is just wrong."

[quote="Scape"]]Putting aside the reasons for why abortions are a choice and focusing solely on how it effects the lives of those immediately involved is much like the reasons why a sniper pulls the trigger. The morality of the act is all in the perspective of those involved. So, yes, you can remove the morality from it. The motivations of the people involved can entirely eclipse the morality of others, especially the unborn. A sniper does not take his targets out for dinner and know one gets to know an unborn child.[/quote]

Who is the sniper? The doctor, the woman, the taxi driver who drove her there? I don't know, you don't know and unfortunately, Scape doesn't know either.

And last, but not least, another new award winner, Knoss! This Burst Aneurysm in Action

[quote="Knoss"]Is it just me or was Tommy Douglas a real jack-ass?

I've hear dslips of his speaches and saw apr tof that CBC movie and I think all he did was put honest people down.[/quote]

Right after the jack-ass part, the blood swelled, the thing burst and then atj;lkjt;lkj k jj3333 la ,kjp aaaa right on flapjacks, Knoss!

Well, the posts keep on coming, we here at the Corner keep reading and from that, we certainly keep on Commenting. The Comment Corner, the internet equivalent of ambrosia. Dummy Matt's posts? Just like having your nuts slammed in a door, once by the door and once on the hinges.