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Permanent LinkPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:36 pm 
Folks,

I've said it before and I'll say it again. I'm a total numbers whore. I would chug all sorts of gonad to increase the visiting numbers to the Corner.

That said, it's hard to guage which articles do better than others. I'm not that clever with counters.

So, here's the Great Sunday Questionnaire regarding the Comment Corner. Help me help you help me tailor this place.

If nobody bothers to respond, I'll just keep writing dick and fart jokes in my happy echo-chamber. Just answer the q's from 1 to 10. 10 being total agreement and 1 meaning you're a douche who doesn't agree.

1. THE COMMENT CORNER RELIES TOO MUCH ON VULGAR, VICIOUS HUMOUR.

2. THE COMMENT CORNER SHOULD DEAL MORE WITH CKA SPECIFIC ISSUES

3. THERE IS NOT ENOUGH GRAPHIC CONTENT ON THE COMMENT CORNER

4. TOO MANY PHRASES PISS YOU OFF. HOW ABOUT TELLING US ABOUT A PARADE OF PUPPIES CARRYING BASKETS OF KITTENS?

5. THE COMMENT CORNER GETS REPETITIVE

6. THE EDITORIALS, SUCH AS STEVEN TRUSCOTT, CONSPIRACY THEORY AND/OR TOY RECALLS NEED TO GET MORE AIRTIME

7. MORE VIDEO GAME AND MOVIE COVERAGE.

8. MORE TELEVISION COVERAGE

9. BRING BACK THE WEEKLY POSTER AWARDS

10. I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH THE COMMENT CORNER, BUT I'M AT AN INTERNET CAFE AND THE MANAGER IS LOOKING RIGHT AT ME. OKAY, NOW HE'S NOT.

Let me know what you folks think. Be honest!

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Permanent LinkPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:15 pm 

1. (1) Needs more. The Comment Corner doesn't rely on vulgar humour. It's just the icing baby!

2. (7) Sure, WTH.

3. (10) I agree. There isn't enough. We're guys. We're visually oriented. More graphic's with Jenna Jameson would be cool. Or that hot chick from Lost.

4. (1) Too many phrases doesn't piss me off. You asked about kittens. Jenna Jameson has a nice cat. So does that hot chick from Lost.

5. (3) It's just the nature of the business. Add more graphics or vulgar content to hide the lack of material. Or endings.

6. (5) Keep it the same.

7. (5) Keep the same amount.

8. (8) TV? Sure, why not. It seems to piss some people off when they miss the zings based on contemporary media. Oh and more graphics. Especially of that hot chick... and her cat. No Ellen. Ever.

9. (8) Sure. Bring back the guest contributors too. I'm sure M1 has something to say about appliances.

10. (-10) Ick. Hugh Laurie doesn't do it for me. However, that cat...

/Signed

A loyal reader.

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Permanent LinkPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:16 pm 

TEN! :lol: I love the Comment Corner! lol

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Permanent LinkPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:04 pm 

1. THE COMMENT CORNER RELIES TOO MUCH ON VULGAR, VICIOUS HUMOUR.
10 - and I fucking love every moment of it! more, MORE!

2. THE COMMENT CORNER SHOULD DEAL MORE WITH CKA SPECIFIC ISSUES
3 - meh

3. THERE IS NOT ENOUGH GRAPHIC CONTENT ON THE COMMENT CORNER
7 - more shoops! but not too many, cuz then you look all artsy fartsy n' shit

4. TOO MANY PHRASES PISS YOU OFF. HOW ABOUT TELLING US ABOUT A PARADE OF PUPPIES CARRYING BASKETS OF KITTENS?
you get to pick - I have no fucking clue what you mean by this, so it isn't of any fucking importance to me

5. THE COMMENT CORNER GETS REPETITIVE
2 - only when you repost the same awesome shit you do

6. THE EDITORIALS, SUCH AS STEVEN TRUSCOTT, CONSPIRACY THEORY AND/OR TOY RECALLS NEED TO GET MORE AIRTIME
8 - I loved the conspiracy theory ones, more, MORE!

7. MORE VIDEO GAME AND MOVIE COVERAGE.
5 - meh, although there are a few shitty games/movies/dumbass actor fuckwads that need a good spanking

8. MORE TELEVISION COVERAGE
1 - don't have a TV to watch the shows yer talkin' 'bout, so don't really care about these posts

9. BRING BACK THE WEEKLY POSTER AWARDS
1 - the whohitwhointhewhatnow?

10. I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH THE COMMENT CORNER, BUT I'M AT AN INTERNET CAFE AND THE MANAGER IS LOOKING RIGHT AT ME. OKAY, NOW HE'S NOT.
1 - Nope, I'm all alone in my room. The lights are off, the blinds are closed and my pants are down.

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Permanent LinkPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:20 pm 

1. 1-there is never enough vulgarity in the world

2. 1-that would get boring and my attention would wander...i rely on consistent inconsistency

3. 10-graphic content keeps the wussies away

4. 1-fluffy kittens and puppies and happy joy joy shit makes me puke...do you want me to puke on my monitor...really?!?!

5. 1

6. 10-I love toy recall notifications...never know when I should stop licking the toys at toys r us.

7. 1-boring

8. 1-even more boring

9. 10-Hell Yeah...its just as good if not better than the darwin awards

10. 10-Oh baby take me now!!! :lol:

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Permanent LinkPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 6:03 pm 

Awards!!! We need to bring back the stinkin' awards! new ones should be dedicated to the biggest flame out, largest meltdown and the Uncle Joey Jailbird best ban of the week.

Any suggestions?

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Permanent LinkPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:27 pm 

1. THE COMMENT CORNER RELIES TOO MUCH ON VULGAR, VICIOUS HUMOUR.
10. But it's awesome

2. THE COMMENT CORNER SHOULD DEAL MORE WITH CKA SPECIFIC ISSUES
5 Do whatever
3. THERE IS NOT ENOUGH GRAPHIC CONTENT ON THE COMMENT CORNER
8 pics or it didn't happen
4. TOO MANY PHRASES PISS YOU OFF. HOW ABOUT TELLING US ABOUT A PARADE OF PUPPIES CARRYING BASKETS OF KITTENS?
1. Boo that
5. THE COMMENT CORNER GETS REPETITIVE
1. Nope.
6. THE EDITORIALS, SUCH AS STEVEN TRUSCOTT, CONSPIRACY THEORY AND/OR TOY RECALLS NEED TO GET MORE AIRTIME
5 Sounds good
7. MORE VIDEO GAME AND MOVIE COVERAGE.
8 Video game and movie coverage ftw.
8. MORE TELEVISION COVERAGE
8 Tv coverage ftw.
9. BRING BACK THE WEEKLY POSTER AWARDS
10 for sure, those were great.
10. I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH THE COMMENT CORNER, BUT I'M AT AN INTERNET CAFE AND THE MANAGER IS LOOKING RIGHT AT ME. OKAY, NOW HE'S NOT.
I don't know... It is House... Maybe by doing him I'd get smarter....

Just for Spr.

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Permanent LinkPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:39 am 

Number 9! Awards.

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Permanent LinkPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 7:16 pm 

Hey, how's life keeping you?

Hope you had a good holiday.

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Permanent LinkPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:46 pm 

1. 10 - Is there a thing like TOO much vulgar vicious humour?

2. 1 - why?

3. 8 - gimme more!

4. 1 - Not much that can really piss me off... Please go on

5. 1 - if it was, would I read it?

6. 6 - Whatever makes you happy, baby

7. 6 - Whatever makes you happy, baby

8. 6 - Yeah, now who is being repetitive?

9. 10 - Oh yes

10. 10 - Hell yes!

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Permanent LinkPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 11:40 pm 

[quote="SprCForr"]Hey, how's life keeping you?

Hope you had a good holiday.[/quote]

If I could score a holiday, I could spend more time here!

8)

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