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Folks,
I've said it before and I'll say it again. I'm a total numbers whore. I would chug all sorts of gonad to increase the visiting numbers to the Corner.
That said, it's hard to guage which articles do better than others. I'm not that clever with counters.
So, here's the Great Sunday Questionnaire regarding the Comment Corner. Help me help you help me tailor this place.
If nobody bothers to respond, I'll just keep writing dick and fart jokes in my happy echo-chamber. Just answer the q's from 1 to 10. 10 being total agreement and 1 meaning you're a douche who doesn't agree.
1. THE COMMENT CORNER RELIES TOO MUCH ON VULGAR, VICIOUS HUMOUR.
2. THE COMMENT CORNER SHOULD DEAL MORE WITH CKA SPECIFIC ISSUES
3. THERE IS NOT ENOUGH GRAPHIC CONTENT ON THE COMMENT CORNER
4. TOO MANY PHRASES PISS YOU OFF. HOW ABOUT TELLING US ABOUT A PARADE OF PUPPIES CARRYING BASKETS OF KITTENS?
5. THE COMMENT CORNER GETS REPETITIVE
6. THE EDITORIALS, SUCH AS STEVEN TRUSCOTT, CONSPIRACY THEORY AND/OR TOY RECALLS NEED TO GET MORE AIRTIME
7. MORE VIDEO GAME AND MOVIE COVERAGE.
8. MORE TELEVISION COVERAGE
9. BRING BACK THE WEEKLY POSTER AWARDS
10. I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH THE COMMENT CORNER, BUT I'M AT AN INTERNET CAFE AND THE MANAGER IS LOOKING RIGHT AT ME. OKAY, NOW HE'S NOT.
Let me know what you folks think. Be honest!
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Nam eloquentiam quae admirationem non habet nullam iudico
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:51 pm
Folks,
I'm genuinely appreciative of the comments that I've been receiving. What I've learned so far is that I need to enhance the graphic qualities of the Corner. Not a problem, but what it will do is slow me down some. I'm later than Jamie Lynn Spears period when it comes to banging out a new article. I fear that rushing will produce articles of the quality akin to Tom Cruise's bizarre and slightly homoerotic Scientology recruitment video.
So, bear with me.
Also, I hate cock-fuckers that never work out, but then, suddenly, go for one goddamn run on a weekend and bore me to death with tales of that run. If the story relating the epic fucking 2 minute half-half-half-half-half-half-half marathon shit-brake stumbled through takes longer than actual run, something's way off kilter. The sweetest revenge you can get is to ask them repeatedly about any other run that they've been on recently. When they give you some time crunch excuse, you can always look them in the eye and say, "Well, I'm glad you got more mileage out of your mouth than you did your feet."
Punch them in the testicle if you have to.
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Nam eloquentiam quae admirationem non habet nullam iudico
Anonymous
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 1:16 pm
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