Hello Darkness! The Official Blog of Helen Keller

Folks,

Yeah, I've been a little slack in updating the Corner. Things have been busy in other parts of the world, which contributed to things.

But really, what I needed was to get back into a couple of shithops here on the boards and get the sword sharpened again.

Thankfully, there's no shortage of idiots, twits, brick-kissers and cripple fuckers to hack away at. Unfortunately, most of these people are complete pussies who sally off at the first sign of smack. Honestly, nothing is worse than somebody who talks tough, whips out a couple of piss-poor insults and then fucks off the instant you've got the warm-up act on stage while the headliner is stage-prepping by banging hookers in his dressing room. He comes on stage with the A game only to find his opponent is crying at home, washing their tights.

Grainfedprairieboy and Bart Simpson...ahem....

Others here have loooong grudges. Who the fuck is so desperate for attention in life that you would go to a different site, dig up age old insults and then trot them out here? It's like an old-whore pinching her cheeks. Nothing screams "Please, oh please pay attention to me" quite like that neon sign.

Damn, the desperation made me giggle. I had to put down my Nestea Zero when I read that.

Ah well, it's good to be back!

Now, where's my Dummy Matt?