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We're witnessing a battle on here folks. A battle between two opposing forces. Ultimtely, those two boil down to justice and mercy. And right now, justice is under seige by gawky losers knocked flat by the reality-bus. Ding ding, pay some fucking attention because here it comes again.

Justice, at its core, is a set of principles upon which all shall be judged. Stealing is wrong, murder is wrong and freezing your dick to the metal flap on the Blockbuster video-return slot is also wrong. But we don't live in a black and white world (unless you're a devoted Republican) and we should treat a beggar who steals bread differently than Jeff Goldblum, who steals souls to appease his deal with the devil to remain on TV longer than three episodes.

That's the mercy part.

Mercy is meant to temper justice, with justice being the prevailing force. Therefore, the blind statue of justice, nipple now covered up by tightly-clenched-ass Christians, should mete out her ware to all with mercy ensuring we don't live in some boner Star Trek planet, enslaved to the law.

However, on this website and in the world at large, mercy has become the prevailing force and justice is reduced to an afterthought. Too many bleeding heart fuckfaces dilute justice and dilute justice because they become too emotionally attached to the underdog.

Two cases in point in the real world before returning here:

1. The Frank Thomas commercial. I saw this thing. It was fucking hilarious. A kid getting smashed in the face with a pillow and flying over top of a bed is always good for a laugh. I got so inspired by this commercial, I ground up an anvil, carried it in a pillow-case and bashed weaklings over top of whatever I could find. Leon's salesmen over reasonably priced pleather couches mostly. But special interest groups didn't like this commercial. They figured it would promote violence against children and demanded the commercial be edited or yanked. Here's the mighty Rogers kow-towing to a group of shitheaded whiners who imagine something might be bad and want reality changed. Nobody stood up and told these assholes to wait and actually, I don't know, fucking SEE if there was a rise in violence directly attributable to this commercial? Justice, in this case being a reaction to actual violence against children, was fucking green-apple splatter shitted on by mercy, a bunch of boo-hooing monster-bitches quite in need of a mule-kick to the hoo-hoo.

2. The Toronto highschool Face Book controversy. Justice was treated like so much toilet paper to wipe the messy ass of mercy in this case. A group of highschool students took out a Face Book spot and used it to berate a principal, calling him names and what-not. The principal naturally objected to being berated by name on the internet and suspended the students. Common sense would dictate that the students needed to be suspended, but suddenly, the fucking whiners come in trying to state that it's free-speech, off school-property yada yada yada. Suddenly, the underdog, in this case, the retarded highschool student who started the site, is being excused from his actions and the principal is made to look like the villain. Here's how the world should work: The student berated the principal and got off with a suspension. The parents and the world should condemn the student for being a mouthy little prick.

Don't believe me? Imagine instead if it was the PRINCIPAL maintaining a Face Book site berating the student, calling him a fucking shitlicker, idiot and most likely to end up sucking dick to pay off gambling debts. Would people still hold up the principle of free-speech and it was off-school property?

Fuck no. The principal would be tarred and feathered for doing EXACTLY THAT FOR WHICH PEOPLE ARE DEFENDING THE STUDENT. Mercy has lept in front of justice. The principle is destroyed about being accountable for your actions and instead, being the underdog means getting in free bites, provided it's a bigger dog you're biting.

Which brings us back to this website. Clogeroo took a big sweaty dump on this site when he said he had more useful things to spend his money on rather than a new server for Trevor. The same Trevor who, incidently, provides Clogeroo with a free service. Regina quite rightly pointed out the assholedness of Clogeroo. Clogeroo was being an ingrateful prick and needed to be called on it.

However, certain fuckrods on here think that Regina can go and lazily dip his balls in hot nacho-cheese sauce because he had the audacity to hold some little idiot accountable. Suddenly, the victim-crowd moved into high-gear, hating Regina for being just and exonerating Clogeroo by rationalizing his idiocy rather than demand an apology from him.

There are people on here who want to muzzle justice because sometimes, justice demands the little moron underdog be held accountable for biting the big dog.

Do NOT let these people do it. If justice falls, we are all at the mercy of THEIR mercy, which moves to the beat of whatever stirs their whimsy. Make sure you send these people a message by supporting Regina, who is just and right in what he did.

Also, Katie Holmes might be pregnant with another bog-baby from Tom Cruise. I read that in the supermarket check-out line and thought I'd pass it along.