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Thank you for visiting our website, dedicated to teaching you how best to become a victim if you're not already one, how to reap more benefits if you've managed to become one and how to demonize those people who try to remove your hard-earned victim status.

WHO IS A VICTIM?

In today's world, the average person is disconnected from thinking. They're walking around all day looking for enterprising people to tell them what they think. Life can be scary too. Victims of the World seeks to help people develop something to think that doesn't require critical analysis, command of facts or equal application. Back to the topic at hand, anybody can be a victim. The easiest way to become a victim is to contrast yourself against something which is vindictive. Recent advances in victimology have removed the requirement of your chosen villain actually being evil!

WHO IS A VILLAIN?

If being a victim is easy, choosing a villain is easier. A villain is simply someone or something that has more assets than you. Any simpleton who looks at your dichotomy, you versus the villain, would instantly recognize the greater value in the villain. Corporations, governments, churches, wealthy individuals and other such stock make the best villains.

SETTING UP THE VICTIMHOOD

People feel in intrinsic urge to cheer for the underdog. You've got to make sure that in any conflict between you and villain, you can establish quickly and decisively that you belong in that underdog role. Consequently, certain things work best. If you're poor, make sure you used the terms "limited means" and "fixed incomes." They're meaningless phrases, but the average savage looking for someone to tell him what to think can identify with these phrases. Afterall, don't we all have limited means and fixed incomes? Exploit that. People are going to naturally question the choices you made in choosing to become a victim. Don't let them question you, immediately direct the questioning towards your chosen villain. Why didn't they adequately inform you of a product or service's dangers/hidden costs/consequences which should be painfully obvious. Went swimming with an iPod and blew your eardrum out? Don't let people ask you what you were thinking; frame the victimhood such that Apple is on the defensive, fielding questions from angry reporters how Apple could let somebody save up for an iPod and not warn them extensively that it was not for underwater use.

People know that those who are right ask questions and those who are guilty answer them. Ask nothing but questions and don't be the least bit hesitant answering a question with a question.

TRUTH IS NOT ABSOLUTE

When you were a child, you were told that the truth was immutable, justice was absolute and fairness was for everybody. Those people didn't realize the gains of kicking Truth in the choda until it died. Naturally, justice is an attempt by society to impose consequences nature itself can't dole out. Unlike natural consequences, justice is supposed to be tempered by mercy. By simply rearranging small interpretations, suddenly, justice is now applying sufficient mercy to the victim.

The biggest hurdle a victim must overcome in successfully attacking a villain are neutral facts. Those things that an impartial observer would use to determine cause and consequence. Victims of the World will teach you how to derail anything to do with establishment of neutral facts. For instance, if prices are climbing at the gas-pumps, a budding victim can demand compensation from a big faceless corporation (remember, stress the power of the villain) for the obvious collusion in gas-prices. If somebody from the public wants to know the oil company's reason for raising prices, such that they can have both sides of the story, a successful victim will destroy this before it gets going. Afterall, if given the chance, the oil company may actually point out that THEY are victims of global forces beyond their control. No victim wants competition for the title, so, immediately you must denounce any defense of their's as "lies", "cover-up" or "verrrrry convenient." Don't let the oil company defend itself, rip that shield away from them and keep the argument lopsided in your favour.

This works in almost all aspects of being a victim. Fired from a job for photocopying your dick? Remember that the employer is the villain, you've got post-traumatic stress-disorder and you weren't given fair warning that cheap pornography would run afoul of company policy.

See how easy this is?

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