Istanbul's blog

**Posted:** Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:16 am

I awoke today to 2 feet of snow in my driveway. That is 4.45* meters or metres if you prefer the French version. I prefer the Liberal* measurements as they are more accurate. Whats that in millimeters you ask? Think of a number between 1 and 10, double it. You know the formula. Shovelling that lot early in the day can be hazardous to one's health, especially if one does not follow the Mediterranean Diet. So it left me to ruminant or is it ruminate? Anyhow to chew the cud rather than meditate for a change.

The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face was Roberta Flacking from the speakers. Who else to chew the cud with than Roberta? Now a person is a living organism and biology is the study of living organisms. The old dilemma thing again. Study Roberta, biology or both?
Reminds me of the times I studied Emmy Lou when she was not talking. 20,000 words a day packed into 2 hours can cause white noise damage. Sorry did you say something?
OK it was just the phone again. Wrong number long distance from Constantinople. Wanting to know if the coast was clear here! With all this snow? What a nerdy question!

Oh yes back to Roberta. We must consider Roberta's music to be a consequence of the fact that people like listening to her music. No mystery there.

Now you wonder if I do dope?
Well no not exactly.
But as a Field trained Instructor I can teach you at your place. Experienced, long list of references.
Why spend money on motels and airfare to my place? I come to your location, you wine and dine me and give me a place to sleep and we cover all parts of dopeaphobia. Learn the basics in a weekend or have me stay longer and cover musical biology as well? If you would rather have me do the whole enchilada no problem. Get a group together, tell a friend.