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**Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:16 pm

So they did it. I guess they had to. Man or beast should not have to suffer endlessly even if the Missus was outraged. Word has it she is disconsolate and dejected. She dumped Mozart's "5th concerto in G minor" for Mick Jagger's "Now I don't get no satisfaction."
Mozart had difficulty walking. They may be a distant part of the Dragon family but draggin' it along the ground is cruel and inIguana punishment.

Mozart The Iguana Loses Penis No. 1
Zoo officials at the Aquatopia in Antwerp, Belgium have cut off the penis of Mozart the iguana after determining that his permanent erection (priapism) was too uncomfortable and made it difficult for the reptile to walk.

The iguana had been suffering from a permanent case of priapism for a week when officials called in experts to help decide what to do.

Officials at the zoo made the decision to remove the iguana's "thingy" after consulting with the experts and veterinarians.

Mozart is expected to make a full recovery. Plus, he has his spare penis to rely on.

Gus wanted to know what Mozart's instruments looked like and how they were situated? For instance were they in line nose to tail or side by side? Were they identical in size? Did they react to Mrs Iguana simultaneously or was there insufficient blood for two?
Was the secondary organ underneath the primary offering a steady rock hard foundation?
Praying-mantis females and some spiders eat the male after the deed is done. Did nature give Mozart two in case the Missus snapped off the primary with her sharp beak-like jaw?

EmmyLou wanted to know what the Missus' equipment looked like. Was it somewhat like a guillotine that punished would be iguana rapists? Also slackers who were not quick enough to remove their uncomfortable back breaking weight and go foraging? Is that why nature gave Mozart two instruments?
So many questions .......... so few answers.