Istanbul's blog

**Posted:** Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:35 pm

Stuff I don't believe.

First and foremost if our ancestors had stayed on their own continent, the natural evolutionary process of turning brunettes into Blondes would have taken 850 thousand years! Emmy "Gohan" Lou's ancestors (before global warming) had a insufficient food supply and moved North. Way past where Constantinople now stands. Over 40 thousand years a genetic mutation produced a Blonde woman. Holy smokes, men supposedly suddenly paid attention. Some even took out the garbage to impress the fair haired women.

Well I don't believe it. Men actually went wild. Well wilder than they already were. Not just paid attention. China built a wall to keep the Blonde women out. Ghendis Khan knew full well that his army would get distracted from slaughtering the enemy to fraternizing with them. The cunning runt.

Then take the Korean example.

After WW2 the country was administered by the USSR and the USA. Roughly along the 38 parallel. Now Russia is chockablock full of Blonde women. Busty tall Blondes in heels. Travel to North Korea was verboten so these Blondes had to sneak in from the South. Realizing the danger North Korea built the DMZ effectively keeping them out. So today South Korea is a capitalist democracy with one of the largest economies in the world.
I don't believe the success is due to capitalism but to the 72 Blonde women who stayed and played in Seoul.
Competition was fierce for these fair haired maidens and men had to work, generate wealth, become millionaires to win their hands, bosoms the whole nine yards.

I have many more examples of stuff I do not believe but then I believe you may not believe them either.