Istanbul's blog

Now I got to thinking. I tend to do that on occasion. I wondered if I had made an error in judgement. Seems men do that sort of thing. Studies show that men misinterpret innocent friendliness as a sign that women are sexually interested in them. Could I be mistaken that my Emmy Lou, a young vivacious drop dead gorgeous blonde would be interested in a old coot reprobate over twice her age? When she gets back from Constantinople I am going to pluck up my courage and ask her if she would like a back-rub. I think Dr Sarah Hill is onto something and Emmy Lou's back-rub will be proof of the pudding.

I got a further boost to the possibilities by a peek at the animal world. What could love a rat-snake except another rat-snake? Well a cute dwarf hamster half the snake's age.
Now these two lovebirds live at the Tokyo zoo. The snake dines on frozen hamsters but so far has not eaten the hottie hamster, named Gohan or "meal" in Japanese. I wonder if I could pull a ratty snake caper on Emmy Gohan Lou when and if returns from Constantinople?