Subsandwich's blog

So you want big boobs, eh? Well, you can have them.

Having to go for my mammogram today - a yearly check for women - I can tell you I'm glad I've got regular sized ones. It seems the bigger the melons the bigger the troubles.

Yes, many women and men like 'em big, but big offers its own risks. We're not talking sex here, folks, were talking about living without problems brought on by big boobs.

Remember when Rosanne did a show - funny it was - on breast reduction? Not only did she use her own nightmare with big cabbages to make people laugh, but also to draw attention to a very real problem in her life. Some people experience severe back & shoulder problems from big boobs - men excluded on this one. As they get older they get bogged down with arthritis from carrying around all that extra weight. Besides that, when you get older, there's no place for these balloons to go but down.

Someone I know lives with huge torpedoes. Believe me, she wishes she had smaller ones if only to avoid the stares. The cost of bras that keep them in the hatches are expensive enough to buy her a diamond ring (that is if you add up the price she's paid to come up with ones that fit properly.)
For her, there's the very real possibility of breast reduction in her future.

Breasts can be beautiful, but they can be a pain in the old caboose, depending on how you look at the whole thing. Some want big no matter what the cost.

Well, folks I hate to tell you this - BUT BIG AIN'T ALWAYS BETTER.

If mine are going to flop with old age, at least they won't mop the floors. Seriously folks, think about mammograms if you need them.

And men, well, there's the prostrate exam.