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**Posted:** Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:34 am

By Su Berton ©

I've said this before - Michael Jackson and Joan Rivers are starting to look a little too much alike with all the plastic surgery they’ve undergone. This is supposed to make them look better! Depends what planet your surgeon comes from, I suppose.

Joan’s face is so stretched back, her skin resembles a tight girdle on her body; I wonder what she is hiding under all her hair – tacks, pins, staples. Maybe all she wants is bone structure, you know, gorgeous model features. This is almost the same as trying to dress up a turkey in a swan’s outfit. If her facial skin gets any tighter all you will see is bone structure, never mind any facial expressions.

As for Michael Jackson, what can I say that hasn’t been said already! Maybe he is using Joan Rivers’ surgeon, or Joan’s face as a model. Her face is his idea of what a great woman he could be. Michael’s features make me wonder what he plans on doing for his sixties. Maybe that’s the point – neither he nor Joan wants to appear as if they’ve reached sixty – EVER!

If you put the two faces together, you can see similar cheekbones, lips, stretched out slanted eyes, permanently lifted eyebrows, etc…white skin with makeup. The resemblance is uncanny. I wouldn’t be surprised if Michael bleached his hair blond. The next step for Joan will be a cleft chin.

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