I was super tired and forgot my IPOD was in my jacket pocket and washed it

I cant believe I did it...freaking dumbass move for sure. The problem is now i realize how much i need my IPOD for commuting on public transit. People talk on buses...who knew and really I have never cared to find out.
I was heading in at my usual 5:45am bus ride and about 10 minutes into the commute an argument started. It seems that this one slope head individual did not like the Spanish language and didn't want anyone speaking it around him. Two young guys were talking, quietly in Spanish, and the Neanderthal snapped. He stood up and yelled in their faces 'Why did you come to Canada?'...the poor dudes looked really confused as did everyone else...remember this is 6am. to the credit of the two Spanish guys they tried to ignore this moron. He started screaming at them telling them to speak English in the country HE was born in. A gentleman at the back yelled at him to sit down and shut up...that 'its a free country and they can speak whatever they like'...to which the Moron said 'you sit down and shutup'...Brilliant comeback since he was already sitting down.
Of course I hate people yelling for asinine reasons and he was getting right in these guys faces, so I said to him. 'dude sit down and shut the fuck up...we don't want to hear your shit'...he said 'well i was born in this country and I have a right to tell these 'Spics' (nice eh?) to speak English'. I let him know that it wasn't the fault of the other riders or the country of Canada that his Uncle knocked up his mommy and she squeezed him out on this side of the border...So shut the fuck up!!!
He looked really confused, sat down and Shut the fuck up. The bus erupted with laughter and Neanderthal had to ask the guy sitting next to him, if i had insulted him. How do some people get a bus pass, is what i would like to know? And I promise if i ever become a politician it will be mandatory to have to pass a test to get one...just like I will revoke alot of drivers licenses.
I bought a new IPOD on my way home from work...now im completely oblivious to everything around me...I love IT!!! I will never ever wash my IPOD again and if i do...I will drive to work.