Tatt's mind

I take transit to work, one bus, and skytrain. For some, transit sucks, for me I generally find it relaxing. Driving makes me homicidal on most days, too many fn idiots in front of me. Anyway, i was riding into work on Friday, minding my own business, listening to Black Flag and reading a good book "Shame". When a mutant rider, sitting beside me, talking on his cell phone, drinking out of a thermos, drops the thermos spilling it all over me!!! WTF?!?!?!?!?
Dude cant drink and talk on the phone too? Instead of hanging up the phone, this poster child for abortion, tells whoever is on the other end to hold up. He looks at me and says 'OOPS'....
OOPS?!?!?!? MotherF%&$@r? You just spilled coffee, cream and sugar all over my coat, jeans and boots!!! All you have to say is OOPS?

He really didnt know what to say at this point...all the other riders were mumbling and starting to stare at the broken condom accident. So he went back to talking on the phone and dripping the remaining coffee on the floor of the train. That was the final straw, I ended his call for him. Snapped that little phone shut!!!
Then we had a chat...well I did the talking, at the end of it he handed me 30 bucks for drycleaning and he got his phone back...I should have thrown it off the train

On the way home, I had the pleasure of two teenagers exchanging bodily fluids and having a conversation that sounded more like verbal diarrhea. These two were a prime example that forced sterilization should be looked at seriously. All I could think of was, if these two ever got married, there would be alot of banjo playing and mutual relatives.
I think the girl must have had a digestive issue, every 30 seconds, a loud belch would come out of her mouth. And the boy a mother could only love, would laugh so hard and give her a kiss and say he loved her....gross. These two morons were standing behind me and I couldnt see but i could hear the slurping. The boy, that sounded as if he had one too many head injuries, gave a lesson in the juvenile court system. Even though it was only intended for his girl, the whole damn bus heard...All I know is I hope these two winners never procreate and I will always charge the IPOD before traveling....