Tricks' Randomness

Well then. Today was a weird day. Mainly at work. As I have said, I work at a movie theater. I work the concession stand, so I stand there and sell people popcorn and get to hear them bitch (soon to be my next rant). So today, we are just opening, getting everything together and it's all going good. We have these machines, they heat up the butter/margarine/cheese and for the butter/margarine there is a pump to put it on the popcorn. They unplug so that we can clean them everynight. <-----Not fun.

So we get set up, and we start serving people there popcorn. About an hour in we realise that the becel (margarine) isn't heating up, why the butter has steam coming out of the top (I have worked there for 2 months and never saw that). Since we get paid minimum wage, we decided not to give a fuck.

A little bit later I had someone complain about it, and since I didn't feel like hearing more people bitch, I went to see what the problem was. I was working with one other person on concession (aka Bar), and they were serving the last group of people in a rush. So I go to pick up the becel to see what the hell is going on, and guess what? I get electrocuted. I don't mean like a little shock from a door knob. No, a full blown my entire body shook, tingly feeling electrocution. So I jumped back and waited for those people to leave while I am trying to figure out what the fuck just happened. They leave and I tell my co-worker (lets call her...uh...fuck what is a short girl name...Amy, yeah that's short ) So she starts freaking right the fuck out and won't touch either machine (becel and butter) because they are touching. SO I was like, oh great, I went and touched the top part of the pump which is made out of plastic and nothing happened. So I was like ok, we can still techinically use them, but we have to figure out how to get them out. Any idiot would have thought to unplug that...

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Some people had Codec issues, so I put it up on Google video. Right here

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 9426&hl=en

Not a rant but whatever. A tribute I made to the Canadian military, comment on it as you wish.

http://ultrashare.net/hosting/fl/d5db601049/

DERBYX End Rant.

What is with shitty drivers? Why do people insist on doing such dumb shit that they endanger people around them? I love seeing people in the 25 year old aerostars blowing past us on the highway going like 160. Fucking retarded. That thing is not meant to handle that, and you're going to kill someone some day. Another guy in some giant ass truck, with like 1600 pound generator in the back going about 150. Yeah, thats smart until the force of it rips your tailgate off and shoves it up someones ass. Then you have the asshats who love to talk on cell phones.



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Then you have the stupid women who decide to put on makeup....WHILE GOING 120 IN FUCKING TRAFFIC!!! This is only a small sample of idiots on the road. How is it that everyday someone manages to do something stupid, run his ass into a wall, and close like 3 of 4 lanes of traffic down. Any one who drives to toronto from the GTA knows what I am talking about. Fucking incredible. How about people with no signals.

Driver 1: Shit hurry up, I need to make this right, I am fucking late.

Driver 2 makes a right turn without a signal

Driver 1: Hey thanks a lot you fucking asshole. Way to signal, did the french teach you how to drive you fucking slimey heap of garbage.

Don't even get me started on people who enjoy taking up two spots when parking. See those two lines? You go in between them you fucking moron, not over them.

How about Ricers? They don't always drive like shit, just most of the time. Don't know what a Ricer is? Where the fuck have you been? I love seeing some dipshit going down the road in a riced out neon. Fucking...

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