Tricks' Randomness

What is with shitty drivers? Why do people insist on doing such dumb shit that they endanger people around them? I love seeing people in the 25 year old aerostars blowing past us on the highway going like 160. Fucking retarded. That thing is not meant to handle that, and you're going to kill someone some day. Another guy in some giant ass truck, with like 1600 pound generator in the back going about 150. Yeah, thats smart until the force of it rips your tailgate off and shoves it up someones ass. Then you have the asshats who love to talk on cell phones.



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Then you have the stupid women who decide to put on makeup....WHILE GOING 120 IN FUCKING TRAFFIC!!! This is only a small sample of idiots on the road. How is it that everyday someone manages to do something stupid, run his ass into a wall, and close like 3 of 4 lanes of traffic down. Any one who drives to toronto from the GTA knows what I am talking about. Fucking incredible. How about people with no signals.

Driver 1: Shit hurry up, I need to make this right, I am fucking late.

Driver 2 makes a right turn without a signal

Driver 1: Hey thanks a lot you fucking asshole. Way to signal, did the french teach you how to drive you fucking slimey heap of garbage.

Don't even get me started on people who enjoy taking up two spots when parking. See those two lines? You go in between them you fucking moron, not over them.

How about Ricers? They don't always drive like shit, just most of the time. Don't know what a Ricer is? Where the fuck have you been? I love seeing some dipshit going down the road in a riced out neon. Fucking brilliant asshole. I am not going to lie, neons are shit. I fucking hate them. Then you see some tool with a 3 foot spoiler, supertiduper lights, and a really loud fucking sound system. Some loser ass paint job. Hey guess what buddy? I GO FASTER THEN YOU ON MY BIKE ASSHOLE! FUCK!

Ah well, there is my rant. My god that felt good. OOOOO I am so doing this more often.