Wullu's blog

Well as anyone who has been here is aware, my neighbour and I just put a new lawn in a couple weeks ago. I figured it would somehow come back to bite me in the ass. Jess never figured it would be literal.

You see my outside tap is all screwed up so we have been using my neighbours tap. He pays for the water, I buy the fertilizer, lime etc for the lawn. About 2230 last night I decide the back has had enough water for the day and go out to turn off the water. He has two dogs. A sweetheart of a golden Lab and a hyper Boxer. I ALWAYS check from my side to see if the dogs are out. I don't want them getting loose. Last night I did not check. I went through the gate and started turning off the water. The Lab came around the corner "hey Max!" Then screaming around the corner comes 60 pounds of solid muscle. I went to grab the Boxer so he would not get loose. He took it the wrong way. By the time I got the gate closed I had a couple pretty good chunks out of my thigh and another out my ankle.

The worst part was telling my neighbour. I know what it is to have a dog bite someone and a pleasant feeling it is not. I knew he felt like shit and there I was bleeding away trying to comfort him and his wife. After about 20 minutes I finally convinced them all was well and it was more my fault than the Boxer.

There you have stupid sailor trick #482

Not a total loss this though. The right leg is pretty banged up so the base hospital sent me home for the day and gave me a big ass bottle of Tylenol 3s