Folks,
There are still a few more things that really get my shit steamed up in the colon, and then I fire out flaming chocolate dragon-monkeys to such an extent I've got to go to the sink, get a cup, scoop out the chunkiest, most unflushable offenders, put them in the sink, run hot water to break them up and repeat as necessary until I can get all that shit disposed of.
It's not an easy task; if it's in a public toilet, I'll just totally give up, take a quick piss in the trash can and leave.
Just a few new things to mull over:
WOMEN WHO THINK THAT THE REASON THEY'RE SINGLE IS BECAUSE MEN ARE INTIMIDATED BY STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMEN BUT REALLY IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST THE HOARIEST BITCHES YOU'RE EVER LIKELY TO MEET
You've probably met these women yourselves and wondered why you didn't smash them across the mouth with the nearest manhole cover. Rather than accept that the reason they're single is because they're a) boring as fuck, b) bitchy and bossy or c) spoiled twats, they invent a reason to believe they're single that serves to both minimize their pathetic loneliness AND also give themselves a backhanded compliment.
Here's a tip you can print out and keep in your fucking purses ladies: Guys don't want subservient women. They really don't. As a matter of fact, nobody wants to date a complete fucking spineless bitch, man or woman. So quit lying to yourself or your bitchy friend that the reason she's fucking a dildo and buying lavish gifts for her neices and nephews is because she's too smart. It isn't.
If you listen to these women for more than 30 seconds, you'll instantly spot the problem. They're fucking insecure and compensate by drowning out everybody else in conversation (in their minds, if you listen to anybody else, you'll realize how sucky
they are in comparison), bragging about shit or belittling men.
It's a total waste of time, it solves absolutely nothing since they're STILL...
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