1. WHAT COLOUR ARE YOUR KITCHEN PLATES?
White, Brown, Blue, Light Blue...
2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Nothing right now...
3. WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
It's a ripped up old mouse pad that looks like Iraq.
4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Don't have one
5. FAVORITE MAGAZINES?
I don't know... Time and Toronto Life...
6. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL?
The Ottawa Senators... No, Uh... Garbage. Gross.
7. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
"Am I going to wear my Leafs jersey today or not?"
8. FAVORITE COLOUR?
Red, Royal Blue
9. LEAST FAVORTIE COLOUR?
Pure Blue
10. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
Fuck the phone. I never answer it, I throw it.
11. FUTURE CHILD’S NAME?
I'm not having a kid....
12. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?
Hockey?
13. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
Chocolate
14. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
We'll see,

I need my damn learners first.
15. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
Uh.... no.
16. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?
KICK ASS FUN!
17. WHAT MAKE WAS YOUR FIRST Car?
It's a Celebrity... 89....
18. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO WOULD IT BE?
Uh... Alive: Darcy Tucker. Dead: Conn Smythe
19. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Anything. Whiskey, Rye and Gin is fun and stupid!
20. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN & BIRTHDAY?
Picsis - March 10
21. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
Uh... yes? I love Broccoli...
22. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Playing for the Toronto Maple Leafs. Fall back to politics or work with the management when I get in 40's/
23. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY COLOUR HAIR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Dirty Blond. The way it is now.
24. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
Of course.
25. FAVORITE MOVIE?
Anything funny. Currently... Epic Movie. FUCKING HILARIOUS.
26. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
Uh... no. They've been covered in dust since I got the keyboard.
27. WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?
The last 3 or so years of my life.
28. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?
67
29. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?
Hockey. Duh.
30. WHAT IS YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST FEAR?
Um...
I don't know, MLSE trading away Darcy Tucker? I don't fear much.
31. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU.
Very funny and a good person.
34. FAVORITE CD?
Pirated ones,
35. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD?
Both, and Relish.
36. HAMBURGER OR HOTDOG?
Hotdog, fuck Hamburgers.
37. FAVORITE SOFT DRINK?
Canada Dry. Addicted to the shit. Just hurts when it goes up the nose.
38. THE BEST PLACES YOU HAVE EVER BEEN?
Ontario.
39. WHAT SCREEN SAVER IS ON YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW?
A bunch of Toronto Maple Leafs symbols and stuff.
40. BURGER KING OR MCDONALDS?
Neither. Sick. Screw fast food.
41. SOMETHING YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE?
Take down the MLSE.