kitty's claws

I'll be there with bells on, but you'll understand if I refuse the cake.



Will there be goody bags?

Hey!!! My birthday is on Monday too.
Unfortunately I'll be traveling to and from Pearson airport for most of it.

I'll bring the dildo!! Oh, not that sort of party...

Happy Birthday Kitty!

[quote="canucker"]I'll bring the dildo!! Oh, not that sort of party...

Happy Birthday Kitty! [/quote]

I'll leave that one alone... the things you girls get up too

I'll send My regards, and maybe a little something from the Middle East. Want a shwarma with a candle in it? I'll send a box of goodies if you send Me a goody bag.

Count me in! Will there be dancing?

[quote="Hester"]I'll send My regards, and maybe a little something from the Middle East. Want a shwarma with a candle in it? I'll send a box of goodies if you send Me a goody bag.[/quote]

Many many thamks, Your box of goodies arrived today
You should stop by on Monday and pick up Your goody bag in person!

Happy birthday Kitty! Can't make it for your party but though I shall send two Chippendales over before your nite time. Choice of Chippendales; Police/Firefighter, Construction/Water polo or Hunk Priest/70's Disco ?? Pick your poison

Just in case you arent listening later....

** sings **

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat
A million npeople every day are starving in the street

Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
There's garbage in the water
There's poison in the sky
I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Well, what's the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits
Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits
The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger's on the button, all they need it an excuse

It doesn't take a military genius to see
We'll all be crispy critters after World War III
There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried

(Come on boys and girls, sing along, ok?)

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow! (background screaming, sound effect)

Well there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight
There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed

I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow!

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

(Happy Birthday!)

And a pinch to grow an inch!

Happy Birthday Miss Kitty and my the candles do right by ya!

Wil

Happy HappY Birthday a party eh well good for you. I send my reguards guards I will be unable to attend as I am on a secret mission to distroy the secret underground pakistani mafia who are trying to take over the world by using 7/11 as a cover. Shit now I spilled my plans humm want a slurpee?

Happy birthday!!!