http://www.canadaka.net/forums en Wed, 23 May 2012 22:47:48 -0700 http://www.canadaka.net/blog/Dayseed/2006_poster_awards_b-1224.html http://www.canadaka.net/blog/Dayseed/2006_poster_awards_b-1224.html
The Comment Corner will be hosting its first ever Annual Poster Awards of The Year Awards near the end of this year.

So, send in your nominations in the following categories:

DUMMY MATT AWARD

This award will go to the poster who best exemplified stupidity in action. If you know of a poster who went merrily down a road that ended horribly for them, this is the category. Any poster who trudged onward despite being ignorant on a subject is also eligible. Know somebody who couldn't grasp even the simplest of ideas? Nominate 'em!

GOOGLE U VALEDICTORIAN

Once the fur is flying and egos are firmly staked to a particular idea, watch as the desperate poster gets themselves an instant edumacation by attending Google University or Wikipedia College for a crash degree in: Law, Art History, the Holocaust, science or political thought. Witness the horror as these people happily dip into an unchecked repository of possible crap to fish out a misunderstood nugget! Observe as these people find themselves bashed into oblivion with extra insult added!

XEROX XEROX XEROX

Know anybody who got caught a' plaigarizin'? Somebody else's work proved a little too tempting to pass up, but giving credit where credit was due posed to big a barrier to a tiny ego? So somebody got out their Elmer's glue and safety-scissors and cut 'n pasted their way into ignominious defeat? Let us know!

PASSIVE AGRESSIVE AWARD

This is the award for the poster who best exemplified, "Who? Me? Bitch?" These are the people who sling mud, but only when the referee is looking the other way.

JULIUS NAPOLEON JESUS CHRIST ALVAR HANSO AWARD

This award is for the person who just came across as fucking nuts. Not stupid. Nuts. Out there. Broken wheel. Dead hamster. Reality keeps pitching, they keep swinging and it ain't nothin' but strikes. ...

[ Continued ]]]> Mon, 18 Dec 2006 16:17:00 -0800 http://www.canadaka.net/blog/WDHIII/last_saturday_b-289.html http://www.canadaka.net/blog/WDHIII/last_saturday_b-289.html
You KNOW when its for you don't you? I mean,how often are we driving down the street, we hear a siren and without a second thought we do our best to get the heck outta the way? But then theres that ONE time when something at the bottom of your gut awakens and says....

"Buddy, this sirens for YOU!"

Thats exactly what happened last Saturday... returning home from a errand run I was at the wrong end of said siren... so I hauled it to the curb and waited.

Now its happend to me before, more times than I choose to let on but this time was different... the guy with the badge must have sat in his cruiser for a good minute, just staring at me with a "what the hell do i do now" look on his face.

I waited.

He finally emerged, scratching his head and sportin a grin that would rival any Chershire cat....

and when it was all said and done I was $117.00 poorer.

Not so unusual you say?

Well dont try to tell that to a certain member of Calgarys Finest.

You see,

It was the first time in a 21 year career he had ever issued a speeding to to someone on a bicycle!

Yup me and my Raleigh 27 speed were clocked doing 41kph in a 30kph zone - to my defense (besides being a blind idiot) I took a different route home than I usually do if driving and DID NOT see that playground zone sign.....

At first it seemed that he didnt know WHAT to do... he went thru the USUAL routine "The reason that I stopped you Sir 'official yadda yadda, official yadda yadda'" but then broke off half way thru and said "Hell, they not gonna believe this down at the station!"

For a SECOND there I THOUGHT maybe i was gonna pedal away scott free but no go...

We met, we laughed, I went home a LOT poorer...

Hmmmm Kinda reminds me of my last date.....

Now if you'll excuse me Ive got a ticket to go pay.... ...

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Honestly I could go over each point and try to tell you what's worked for me, but you have to find what works for you. Like any other therapy you might find what works for me does not work for you. Find your own path.

Different people find different things acceptable. Others have boundaries that they just would not feel comfortable crossing or have things that they would not feel comfortable doing.

Others still need to feel that they are part of society. So again do what works for you. I will however share some of my ideas, and things that I have actually done, or intend to do if in the situation again.

Again for me some of the most effective things that I have done is just letting them know in subtle or overt ways that I know what they are. I have enough info about what they are,how they operate to shine it back in their faces, and evil does not like to see it's own reflection. (Also Civilian Spies/Snitches hate to have their covers blown.)

This has helped tone down much of the Gang Stalking in my life. It has not stopped some things, like the electronic monitoring/harassment. It has not helped me keep a steady job. However when I do have to be in specific environments, it's helped me to keep my dignity and stay fairly true to whom I wish to be.

To read about some of the countermeasures please use the following link.
http://gangstalkingworld.com/Forum/YaBB ... 189397/1#1


I will touch on a couple of points that I don't think get touched on often enough.

Emotional Sappers and Intimate Infiltrations.

On the http://www.HiddenEvil.com website Mark calls them Sappers.
http://www.thehiddenevil.com/motivation.asp ...

[ Continued ]]]> Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:45:00 -0700 http://www.canadaka.net/blog/Blue_Nose/trip_to_ottawa_b-1380.html http://www.canadaka.net/blog/Blue_Nose/trip_to_ottawa_b-1380.html
I'm going to Ottawa for a week at the end of February, and I was looking for those ever-popular tips on where to go. My girlfriend is living there for a few months, so she'll have a lot planned, but I was hoping to get some ideas from some residents.

We're looking for nice restaurants - I like the sounds of one called e18hteen, mainly because it's close to her house, and it's got ostrich on the menu, which I told her I'm definately getting if we choose it. Anyone have any opinions on that, or where else we should look? As long as the menu is in english, I'm game.

As for places we're going, I know we'll be going to the Museums of Civilization and Nature, and probably the Art Gallery. She'll definately be dragging me to the Hill. Other than that, I didn't have any ideas, so is there something less obvious I should consider?

Hopefully I'll get a few responses, so thanks in advance!!


Daniel]]> Tue, 23 Jan 2007 05:55:00 -0800 http://www.canadaka.net/blog/Dayseed/underdogs_free_bites_and_common_sense_b-1666.html http://www.canadaka.net/blog/Dayseed/underdogs_free_bites_and_common_sense_b-1666.html
Justice, at its core, is a set of principles upon which all shall be judged. Stealing is wrong, murder is wrong and freezing your dick to the metal flap on the Blockbuster video-return slot is also wrong. But we don't live in a black and white world (unless you're a devoted Republican) and we should treat a beggar who steals bread differently than Jeff Goldblum, who steals souls to appease his deal with the devil to remain on TV longer than three episodes.

That's the mercy part.

Mercy is meant to temper justice, with justice being the prevailing force. Therefore, the blind statue of justice, nipple now covered up by tightly-clenched-ass Christians, should mete out her ware to all with mercy ensuring we don't live in some boner Star Trek planet, enslaved to the law.

However, on this website and in the world at large, mercy has become the prevailing force and justice is reduced to an afterthought. Too many bleeding heart fuckfaces dilute justice and dilute justice because they become too emotionally attached to the underdog.

Two cases in point in the real world before returning here:

1. The Frank Thomas commercial. I saw this thing. It was fucking hilarious. A kid getting smashed in the face with a pillow and flying over top of a bed is always good for a laugh. I got so inspired by this commercial, I ground up an anvil, carried it in a pillow-case and bashed weaklings over top of whatever I could find. Leon's salesmen over reasonably priced pleather couches mostly. But special interest groups didn't like this commercial. They figured it would promote violence against children and demanded the commercial be edited or yanked. Here's the mighty Rogers kow-towing...

[ Continued ]]]> Fri, 06 Apr 2007 04:11:00 -0700 http://www.canadaka.net/blog/WDHIII/10000_b-159.html http://www.canadaka.net/blog/WDHIII/10000_b-159.html


Post #10,000 into the books at about 11:15am today and we're still here. Apparently rumors of YW10 were unfounded.... CKA didnt implode into a big gooey mass of Canuck and will live on for another 10K...


I admit that most of my posts have been of the "fluff" variety; my favorite being of course the "What are you listening to now" thread with an occasional dip into "The Person Above me"..... I just hope Ive said SOMETHING along the way.....

If not then I'll just leave you with this.....








Its lonely at the top.......


]]> Tue, 18 Jul 2006 13:05:00 -0700 http://www.canadaka.net/blog/Dayseed/exclusive_guest_articleread_it_now_b-1654.html http://www.canadaka.net/blog/Dayseed/exclusive_guest_articleread_it_now_b-1654.html
Ideally, you want her to sit next to you when you're in the theatre:



Instead, you end up sitting next to Questerella, the bog-faced warrior. She's been up all night making her costume for the premiere of the Lord of the Rings and has learned to ask if you'll fist-fuck her in Elvish. Fear:



Sit back, read and recognize these others as we present:

GUIDE TO MOVIE GOER ASSCOCKS

By Tricks

Well here it is Ladies and Gents. The different types of people someone who works at a movie theater encounters. Lets get to it.

The Gaping Mouth Idiot

This is the little bastard who will go up to the counter and stare with their mouth gaping at the menu trying to figure out what they want. They have been standing in the line for 10 minutes, but apparently are too fucking stupid to look at the menu before now. So I get to sit there, watch people get pissed off, until this big fore headed sunuva bitch decides on his order. What really clinches this is when people complain about how long it took. But that’s a another person. So this fucker decides on what he wants, and is one of two things. Something big, that takes me a long time to get. Or something small that I can get in like 3 seconds. I put in what they want so it shows the price, and go get i...

[ Continued ]]]> Tue, 03 Apr 2007 04:18:00 -0700 http://www.canadaka.net/blog/gangstalking/blogging_censorship_whats_going_on_cka_b-2753.html http://www.canadaka.net/blog/gangstalking/blogging_censorship_whats_going_on_cka_b-2753.html
I recently discovered that there is some sort of filtering happening with my blogs in at least two of the locations where I blog.

This was not a complete shock, but i am disgusted and horrified, if this is the sort of filtering that goes on in democratic countries, then should we really still be calling ourselves democratic?

The first location is a popular forum that also allows for bloggers to post. At the front of this Kick Ass forum, the blog postings are listed one after another. My posting use to appear at the front of this forum, however I now notice that the blog postings no longer appear on the front of this forum.
They are still accessible and when you do go to the forums you can access the blogs.

Everyone else who posts to this forum, has their blogs displayed at the front of this forum, but my postings no longer show up, they are being deliberately blocked and filtered out.


The other things that came to my attention is that on my word press blog, specific posts are not showing up, under the tags.

I wrote one post, where I posted Obama's speech called a call to service. I quoted what he said in the speech, made no commentary whatsoever, but I notice that the blog posting does not come up under the tags. At least it did not when I checked.

Case in point.

http://gangstalking.wordpress.com/2008/ ... o-service/

There is absolutely nothing controversial in this post, nothing negative was said, unless you count his plans for the American people and that you would have to judge for yourself, yet the post has been censored, meaning that when you click on the tag words, the post does not show up, but several of my other posts do, but this one is missing.

The other post that has been blocked is

The Real Fight.

http://gangstalking.wordpress.com/2008/...

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The End.]]> Sun, 23 Jul 2006 15:25:00 -0700 http://www.canadaka.net/blog/Dayseed/the_great_sunday_questionnaire_b-2376.html http://www.canadaka.net/blog/Dayseed/the_great_sunday_questionnaire_b-2376.html
I've said it before and I'll say it again. I'm a total numbers whore. I would chug all sorts of gonad to increase the visiting numbers to the Corner.

That said, it's hard to guage which articles do better than others. I'm not that clever with counters.

So, here's the Great Sunday Questionnaire regarding the Comment Corner. Help me help you help me tailor this place.

If nobody bothers to respond, I'll just keep writing dick and fart jokes in my happy echo-chamber. Just answer the q's from 1 to 10. 10 being total agreement and 1 meaning you're a douche who doesn't agree.

1. THE COMMENT CORNER RELIES TOO MUCH ON VULGAR, VICIOUS HUMOUR.

2. THE COMMENT CORNER SHOULD DEAL MORE WITH CKA SPECIFIC ISSUES

3. THERE IS NOT ENOUGH GRAPHIC CONTENT ON THE COMMENT CORNER

4. TOO MANY PHRASES PISS YOU OFF. HOW ABOUT TELLING US ABOUT A PARADE OF PUPPIES CARRYING BASKETS OF KITTENS?

5. THE COMMENT CORNER GETS REPETITIVE

6. THE EDITORIALS, SUCH AS STEVEN TRUSCOTT, CONSPIRACY THEORY AND/OR TOY RECALLS NEED TO GET MORE AIRTIME

7. MORE VIDEO GAME AND MOVIE COVERAGE.

8. MORE TELEVISION COVERAGE

9. BRING BACK THE WEEKLY POSTER AWARDS

10. I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH THE COMMENT CORNER, BUT I'M AT AN INTERNET CAFE AND THE MANAGER IS LOOKING RIGHT AT ME. OKAY, NOW HE'S NOT.

Let me know what you folks think. Be honest!]]> Sun, 03 Feb 2008 13:36:00 -0800