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Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: A sexy Nun? |
BAT119 |
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:21 pm
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A nun got into a cab and the driver was staring at her. She asked him why he was staring at her and he said, "I want to ask you a question, but I don't want to offend you." She said, "you can't offend me, as long as I have been a nun... I have heard just about everything." The ca... |
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Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: You decide |
BAT119 |
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 8:45 am
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A Couple of Ethical Questions... Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion? (Read the next question before reading the answer. Question ... |
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Forum: Current Events Topic: Saskatoon police shoot 2nd person within a week |
BAT119 |
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 8:18 am
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If you attack police with knives they will shoot you, its a simple rule, like no running with scissors or never bring a knife to gun fight |
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Forum: Canada/US Relations Topic: American v.s. Canadian Beer |
BAT119 |
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 8:40 am
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All nations need their myths, and this is one of them.
Bud/Miller/Labatt/Molson. Its all cooking beer anyways.[/quote]
As a loyal Riders fan you should know the real king of beers is Pilsner!
1966, 1989, 2007.2008! |
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Forum: Canada/US Relations Topic: American v.s. Canadian Beer |
BAT119 |
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:28 am
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you can buy a lot of beer for 10 bucks ! I always feel like Homer Simpson in a 5 cent donut shop when I buy beer in the USA. |
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Forum: Introductions Topic: Gooday Eh! |
BAT119 |
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:58 am
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a beer in between your legs? 8O Man you should have that looked at! :wink: Welcome from Calgary! (Cree word meaning; Go ahead hate us cause we got all the money) :wink: Alberta atitude (AA we call it ) like this Makes stopping at the "city of champions" sign in Edmonton and taking a whizz... |
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Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: At the gate |
BAT119 |
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:42 pm
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A man apears at St. Peters gate St.peter asks "have ever done anything of merit in your life " The man replies well yes I was at this big biker ralley and these bikers were giving this girl a hard time so I flew into action, kicked over a harley,pulled the nose ring out of the biggest bike... |
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Forum: Introductions Topic: Gooday Eh! |
BAT119 |
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:17 pm
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Its hard to type with a beer between my legs so I will make this quick,
Hey there from the flat place in the middle of this big ol country, I hail from Saskatchewan ( Cree word meaning; land where no man can jump to his death) looking forward to having a lot of fun on this forum.
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Forum: Canada/US Relations Topic: Yes... the Canadians Threaten the Planet with Beer |
BAT119 |
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:07 pm
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Just do what we do here in Saskatchewan open the window and hold it outside for about 30 seconds !
note; Safety first, always use a glove and after the first 12 have a friend help you |
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