[Newfie Scott]

*looks at Keith's Beer*

DIE COMMERCIALS DIE!!!! I hate that Scottish guy so much...and here I thought Molson's commercials were lame...at least Labatt's gives you more of what you want in theirs lol

[Wheats]

I was at the pub on the corner last night and their Keiths tap was broken. I was going to get up on the bar and give a speach about how Alexander Keith DIEEED for that beer.... but i thought i might look like a tool.

[lilsamithegoddess]

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we do kick ass, because we're smart, we're not all whores, we love to play, we love to rock and we love to kick it back with a *rolly* and a beer, and hang out with whoever wants to hang. Canadian girls are the best, and. . .well, what else is there to say?


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[BadAssBookie]

lilsamithegoddess lilsamithegoddess:

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we're not all whores,

What a ringing endorsement.

Actually Canadian girls are no different from others in the sack and I have met more than a few with severe cases of penis envy.

However, there is no question that the Canuckettes are strong. In any kind of comeptition they can more than hold their own against girls from any other country that I know.

[CaNaDa_UT]

canadian girls kick ass... well, because... there are so manny canadian men's asses to kick... i guess...

[Rev_Blair]

Proof that Canadian girls kick ass? 16 years and Mrs. Rev has neither strangled me in my sleep nor put arsenic in my beer.

[Hottie]

Canadian girls kick ass for the same reson that canadian men kick ass - we live in a kick ass country! Some of the goodness of our country id bound to rub off on us I've met many American men and for some reason they were all rude...needless to say they ended up with some good ol' canadian beer poured all over their heads...lol...good times! (sorry to any Americans on this site...i realize many of you are great people).

[blubs]

Now I see why they call you "Hottie" a temper you gotta have red hair. But that is a hell of a wastre of good beer or was it yank beer then no problem.

[Indelible]

ugh yank beer is so gross....i love my sleeman's honey brown. now that is good beer!

[Rev_Blair]

mmmm...Sleeman's .

[TheFixer]

Heh, I just had a twisted thought. I wonder if there ever was a Canadian girl who could manage to piss her name in a snow bank hehehe.

[Rev_Blair]

Yes. We weren't allowed to watch, but she did. I thought the dots on the I's were a little sloppy though....

[TheFixer]

Muhahaha, that would have been a sight after a dozen or so..

[Scarecrow]

Why Canadian Girls Kick Ass:

Because they are cool.
They are sexy (most anyway...)
Because we live in a cool and kick ass country
They can fight with the best of them
And many more reasons...

[Goaler27]

"There are few, if any, Canadian men that have never spelled their name in a snow bank." --- Douglas Coupland. (Souvenir of Canada)

I love girls, they drive me crazy... But I dont think I want to see them spell their names in a snow bank. It would look very Strange. Ann, could do it, but samantha, I think not.