[ShepherdsDog]

(UAP) At first it was touted as sheer marketing genius, as sales skyrocketed. But it turns out that Founder and CEO Gunnair, of Ewe Wear It Industries, was pulling the proverbial wool over our eyes with his adulterated sales figure.

Our crack team of investigative reporters, after coming off of their high, discovered that Gunnair has been using shell companies he owned(Ewe Know It and D'ewe It To Me Baby) to buy any and all products produced by I Love Ewe Inc.

It seems that his claim that all of his products were produced using only extra virgin wool, have proven false. The label should have read, 'formerly virgin wool'. Baaaaaaaad boy CEO Gunnair has refused to return any calls to our offices, and God knows that those on our crack team aren't going to sleep for a few days anyways, as they wait by their phones.

Here is a sample of Gunnair's recently discredited clothing line:

[Gunnair]

ShepherdsDog wrote:

(UAP) At first it was touted as sheer marketing genius, as sales skyrocketed. But it turns out that Founder and CEO Gunnair, of Ewe Wear It Industries, was pulling the proverbial wool over our eyes with his adultered sales figure.

Our crack team of investigative reporters, after coming off of their high, discovered that Gunnair has been using shell companies he owned(Ewe Know It and D'ewe It To Me Baby) to buy any and all products produced by I Love Ewe Inc.

It seems that his claim that all of his products were produced using only extra virgin wool, have proven false. The label should have read, 'formerly virgin wool'. Baaaaaaaad boy CEO Gunnair has refused to return any calls to our offices, and God knows that those our crack team isn't going to sleep for a few days anyways, as they wait by their phones.

Here is a sample of Gunnair's recently discredited clothing line:

Sadly, this does not come as much of a surprise. I made the horrible mistake of hiring a Campbell marketing guru.

Note the appearance of Shep on Dragon's Den...

[ShepherdsDog]

It was the sheep or a MacDonald woman, and I figured at least the sheep is mammalian.

[Mr_Canada]

I choked on my drink...

[wildrosegirl]

I dunno what the hell fueled this, but...

[Yogi]

ShepherdsDog wrote:

It was the sheep or a MacDonald woman, and I figured at least the sheep is mammalian.

[kitty]

ewe guys are a riot

[commanderkai]

What the fuck did I miss? Lol

[Lemmy]

The Frasers are sitting back, preparing to be dragged into another conflict of the Campbells' doing.

[Regina]

My grandmother always said never trust a Campbell.

[ShepherdsDog]

you're not finishing the sentence. it ends,'... to not do the honourable thing.'

[Gunnair]

ShepherdsDog wrote:

It was the sheep or a MacDonald woman, and I figured at least the sheep is mammalian.

Those wee mammals are more size appropriate for Campbell gear as well.

Good call, Shep.

[Gunnair]

ShepherdsDog wrote:

It was the sheep or a MacDonald woman, and I figured at least the sheep is mammalian.

An excuse often employed by the Campbells to justify their 'love'.






A veritable Campbell smorgasbord of love...

[ShepherdsDog]

Ewwwwwwwwwe.......MacDonald porn.

[Thanos]

A celeb endorsement would have helped the business. And Verne Troyer's always looking for work: