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Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

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[PublicAnimalNo9]

What makes teflon stick to the pan?

Why does a man have nipples and no tits? Does a plumber put a faucet on the wall with no pipe?

When yogurt goes bad, how can you tell?

Why do they call 'em buildings when they're already done building 'em?


And as far as drinking Pepsi at a Coke plant, I'm guessing by the fighting that goes on behind the scenes between them..YES YOU WILL get fired!

[mywork08]

what a wonderful here

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Brenda wrote:

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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Yes.

I the United Kingdom they have one stupid law that denies dying in the UK parliament

So you get automatically the death sentence when you do?

No, it denies without any penalty, because it doesn't have sence, as that law in all.

[Strutz]

Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance? Love this one.

Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say 'Its all right'? It isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot?'

Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?

How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?

[wildrosegirl]

Why is it when you send freight via ship, it's cargo and when you send it by car it's a shipment?

[Mr_Canada]

This thread blows my miiiiiiind

[Choban]

wildrosegirl wrote:

Why is it when you send freight via ship, it's cargo and when you send it by car it's a shipment?

It's always called Freight. and no matter how you send it it ends up in a truck eventually

[muskokagirl]

tritium wrote:

Have you ever Wondered?

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Lol these are pretty good...especially the bra and panties one

[mywork08]

ahahhahah

very funny and cool, thanks for post, any more?

[PublicAnimalNo9]

Why do people point to their wrist when they ask you the time? Do we point to our crotch when we ask where the bathroom is?

Why do university students think they're so smart? They're still in school soooo, something ain't together.

Why do cops ask if we know how fast we were going when they pull us over? Don't they know it's dangerous to take yer eyes off the road at those speeds?

Why do hotdogs come in packs of 12 but the buns only come in packs of 8?

Why do they call 'em hamburgers? That ain't ham I'm tasting.

Just exactly HOW long is "soon" anyway?

Why is it a crime if I rip off a business but it's a civil matter when a business rips me off?

When it's cold, why does a mans nipplage stick out, but his baggage tries to crawl up inside?

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PublicAnimalNo9 wrote:

Why do people point to their wrist when they ask you the time? Do we point to our crotch when we ask where the bathroom is?

Why do university students think they're so smart? They're still in school soooo, something ain't together.

Why do cops ask if we know how fast we were going when they pull us over? Don't they know it's dangerous to take yer eyes off the road at those speeds?

Why do hotdogs come in packs of 12 but the buns only come in packs of 8?

Why do they call 'em hamburgers? That ain't ham I'm tasting.

Just exactly HOW long is "soon" anyway?

Why is it a crime if I rip off a business but it's a civil matter when a business rips me off?

When it's cold, why does a mans nipplage stick out, but his baggage tries to crawl up inside?

In the bathroom, it's no warranty, that you want to wash something else, so showing will be always different.
About students it's mistake.
Russian says that it is nothing more prolonged than the temporary things))

[Mr_Canada]

Why do people ask people standing at bus stops "Has the bus come yet"?

[Mr_Canada]

PublicAnimalNo9 wrote:

Why is it a crime if I rip off a business but it's a civil matter when a business rips me off?

Because they are more "important" than the people.

[PostFactum]

Mr_Canada wrote:

Why do people ask people standing at bus stops "Has the bus come yet"?

Maybe They are making some irony, especially if it was a subway stop.