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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:27 pm
 


notice there weren't any Canadians...*looks around unsure* so far...


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:29 pm
 


yeah, but guys with large penises will laugh at it...but I understand...it is funny what people will do...and it's even funnier that they referred to Newfies...*looks around for Newfies*


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:42 pm
 


I found CanadianLynx's post incredibly funny :P


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:46 pm
 


HockeyBabe wrote:
yeah, but guys with large penises will laugh at it...but I understand...it is funny what people will do...and it's even funnier that they referred to Newfies...*looks around for Newfies*


Newife here! Whats up....I miss something??


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:50 pm
 


yeah...the fourth post on this page...is an insulting joke about Newfies...


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:05 pm
 


How is that an insult? I saw no reference to Newfie's......I saw the word Newbie....not Newfie.


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What is a kegel?
A kegel is the name of a pelvic floor exercise, named after Dr. Kegel who discovered the exercise. These muscles are attached to the pelvic bone and act like a hammock, holding in your pelvic organs. To feel this muscle movement simply stop and start the flow of urine. This isolation of the PC muscle is a kegel.


As a kid, I was told by my grandfather and father that when I pee, I should stop and start again 3 or 4 times...my brothers tell this to their sons.


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:11 pm
 


:oops: :oops: :oops:


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:21 pm
 


It's all good HB......and my seal joke was better than his!


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:22 pm
 


I liked your seal joke too, 1971... I used it the other day.

Mixed response, to say the least :wink: :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:23 pm
 


ahhh Bluenose...if they can't take a joke then they are one! :lol:










"How do you get a Newfie girl pregnet?"

Hehe...if you didn't like the baby seal joke you're gonna hate this one!


























and you call Newfie's stupid....YOU FUCK HER! :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:29 pm
 


hey Canadian, was your seal joke the one when you said, "A baby seal walked into a club..."? I hated it...


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:32 pm
 


LOL.....you're allowed to hate it...it is a pretty bad joke...I still think it's funny!


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:36 pm
 


I know I'm allowed...but I'm an animal rights activist and I don't find it funny at all...

I like the "walked into a" jokes in general tho...like the sandwich one by Trev... :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 6:10 pm
 


Hows this one.....

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking a tad put out. The egg mutters to no-one in particular "I guess we answered THAT question."


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 6:55 pm
 


Now that's a dirty joke... even before considering its incestuous connotations... :wink: :lol:


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