[Chumley]

andyt wrote:

ROTFL I'm laughing at you, not with you.

What? I thought that was pretty good one that I heard before. I just replaced Ukranian Orthodox with Muslim.

[andyt]

I don't really get it. I thought you were just slagging Muslims.

[Chumley]

andyt wrote:

I don't really get it. I thought you were just slagging Muslims.

Domed roof- Circular structure, no corners. Can't be cornered.

[andyt]

But why is it funny? Either it's true, in which case it's kinda sad, or somebody made it up, in which case it doesn't make sense.

I should let this go, I know you either get joke or don't.

[Chumley]

andyt wrote:

But why is it funny? Either it's true, in which case it's kinda sad, or somebody made it up, in which case it doesn't make sense.

I should let this go, I know you either get joke or don't.

English not your first language? Maybe it loses something for you because it is a little bit of a play on words.
Ask Desert Dude if he gets it.

[andyt]

Nope, born to speak Canajun. If the play is on cornered, then, to me at least, that's one weak joke.

[Chumley]

Not the greatest joke in the world, but I think its good for a chuckle.

[andyt]

Ok, then let's settle on "I'm not laughing at you and I'm not laughing with you."

[ShepherdsDog]

Everything I Really Need to Know I Learned from Noah's Ark.
1. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah build the ark.
2. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something Really big.
3. Don't listen to critics. Do what has to be done.
4. Build on the high ground.
5. For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
6. Two heads are better than one.
7. Speed isn't always an advantage. The cheetahs were on board, but so was the snails.
8. If you can't fight or flee - float.
9. Take care of your animals as if they were the last ones on earth.
10. Don't forget that we're all in the same boat.
11. When the doo-doo gets really deep, don't sit there and complain - shovel!
12. Stay below deck during the storm.
13. Remember that the ark was built by amateurs & the Titanic was built by professionals.
14. If you have to start over, have a friend by your side.
15. Remember that the woodpeckers INSIDE are often a bigger threat than the storm outside.
16. No matter how bleak it looks, there's always a rainbow on the other side.
17. DON'T MISS THE BOAT!!!!

Don't like it..... go fuck yourself.

[Regina]

THE ROOM WAS FULL OF PREGNANT WOMEN WITH THEIR PARTNERS. THE CLASS WAS IN FULL SWING. THE INSTRUCTOR WAS TEACHING THE WOMEN HOW TO BREATHE PROPERLY AND WAS TELLING THE MEN HOW TO GIVE THE NECESSARY ASSURANCE TO THEIR PARTNERS AT THIS STAGE OF THE PREGNANCY.


SHE SAID "LADIES, REMEMBER THAT EXERCISE IS GOOD FOR YOU. WALKING IS ESPECIALLY BENEFICIAL. IT STRENGTHENS THE PELVIC MUSCLES AND WILL MAKE DELIVERY THAT MUCH EASIER!" JUST TAKE SEVERAL STOPS AND STAY ON A SOFT SURFACE LIKE GRASS OR A PATH.



SHE LOOKED AT THE MEN IN THE ROOM, "AND GENTLEMEN, REMEMBER -- YOU'RE IN THIS TOGETHER --- IT WOULDN'T HURT YOU TO GO WALKING WITH HER."



THE ROOM SUDDENLY GOT VERY QUIET AS THE MEN ABSORBED THIS INFORMATION. THEN A MAN AT THE BACK OF THE ROOM SLOWLY RAISED HIS HAND.



"YES?" ANSWERED THE TEACHER.



"I WAS JUST WONDERING.



"IS IT ALL RIGHT IF SHE CARRIES A GOLF BAG WHILE WE WALK?"

[stratos]

A blonde and a brunette are living together...the brunette comes home and the blonde has a rope tied round her waist. Brunette asks, "what are you doing with a rope around you waist?" Blonde says "I’m trying to commit suicide" brunette says "then you should have put the rope around your neck" blonde says "I tried that but i couldn’t breath"!

[andyt]

George Bush, Dick Cheney and Karl Rove walk into a bar.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

andyt wrote:

George Bush, Dick Cheney and Karl Rove walk into a bar.

.. You'd think Cheney and Rove would'a seen it coming.

[andyt]

George Bush, Dick Cheney and Karl Rove walk into a whorehouse, but then walk right back out. What's the point when you've already fucked the entire country.

[raydan]

2 blonds, a chicken, a rabbi, a priest, 3 gays and Chuck Norris walk into a bar.
The barman looks up and says, "Is this some kind of joke?".