[raydan]

[raydan]

They dug up a fortune in them/their hills...

What is... a non-binary gold prospector

[DrCaleb]

Heard this from a native guy:


Why do First Nations hate snow?

Because it's white and all over our land.

[raydan]

How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your pan?

Take away their little brooms.

[DrCaleb]

Man who is addicted to drinking brake fluid says he can stop anytime.

[DrCaleb]

A police man came up to me with a sniffer dog and said, "This dog tells me you're on drugs.....''

I said "I'm on drugs? you're the one talking to dogs."

[DrCaleb]

Cop : you are driving on the wrong side of the road

Driver: Sorry, I‘m English

Cop: (shouting) Oii.. It‘s the rong soid of the roade ye was droivin down, innit?

[DrCaleb]

Breaking News: Trump’s personal library just burned down

The fire consumed both books and he hasn’t even finished colouring the second one yet.

[DrCaleb]

Why was my post removed?

Can anyone tell me why my post was removed?

I'm a bit annoyed by this because my fence has fallen over.

[DrCaleb]

There is a massive traffic jam somewhere in Russia. A driver sits idling in his car.

Suddenly a man approaches and knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Putin and are asking for a 20 million rubel ransom!

Otherwise, they are going to douse him in gasoline and set him on fire!"

The man continues "We are going from car to car taking up a collection."

The driver asks "Okay, how much is everyone else giving?"

The man replies "Oh, about a gallon or so."

[DrCaleb]

Now that the Queen has died, you no longer receive a letter from her when you turn 100.

You'll now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 15

[DrCaleb]

[DrCaleb]

[DrCaleb]

Vladimir Putin consulted with a fortune teller. He asked: "How long will I live?"

The psychic replied: "I cannot tell that but I do know you will die on a Ukrainian holiday."

"Which holiday?" Putin asked.

"Whichever day you die will be a Ukrainian holiday."

[DrCaleb]

A Scottish man walks into a bar in Canada

He noticed there is an animal's head hanging on the wall and asked the bartender what is it

"A moose" replied the bartender

"Jesus christ! How big are the cats here?" Said the Scot.