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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2023 12:39 pm
 


Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2023 10:45 am
 


How many a.d.d kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?





Wanna go golfing?


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2023 12:38 pm
 


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2023 2:24 pm
 


Remember shoplifters, wire-cutters are your friend.


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2023 11:53 am
 


What did the Russian billionaire say when checking in at a hotel?

I'd like a room on the first floor, please.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2023 11:16 am
 


I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.

He said the ATM outside.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 10:50 am
 


Capitalism jokes aren't funny.

Not everyone gets them.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2023 12:16 pm
 


President Biden just had a meeting with the Cabinet.

Now he’s talking with the couch.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2023 8:44 pm
 


England has 2 sauces and 300 religions... on the other hand, France has 2 religions and over 300 sauces


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2023 8:41 am
 


I like my women how I like my coffee, sorta hot and picked up at a gas station.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2023 10:26 am
 


I was about to tell a joke about the expensive eggs I bought, but before I could, someone poached it.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2023 11:44 am
 


Andrew Tate says his Romanian jail is infested with lice.

"Can you imagine sharing a cell with vile parasites?" Said the lice.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2023 10:39 am
 


Today I taught my son a valuable life lesson by eating his homework.

Tomorrow he will learn that many people will not believe you, even when you tell the truth.


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