[DrCaleb]

Do you want to hear a joke about the Russian Victory Day parade?


"No tanks."

[DrCaleb]

I want my bank to treat me the same way women do.

0% interest.

[DrCaleb]

Guy walks into a bar, carrying battery cables.

Guy asks "Can I have a beer?"

Bartender says, "Ok, but don't start anything."

[DrCaleb]

North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they’re brainwashed by the government and the media.

When every USian knows that the USA is the best country in the world.

[DrCaleb]

I was kidnapped by mimes once.

They did unspeakable things to me.

[Scape]

[DrCaleb]

A pun walks into a room and kills 10 people.


Pun in. Ten dead.

[herbie]

*****************

[DrCaleb]

Boss: “I can clearly smell alcohol on somebody’s breath!”


One of the staff: “Um, boss, this is a Zoom meeting.”

[DrCaleb]

My father believed that men learn by just doing things and figuring it out so when I was 3 my dad threw me into the ocean.

To teach himself CPR.

[DrCaleb]

Rest of country relieved they can still look down on Alberta

[DrCaleb]

What do you call a group of trans women with superpowers?

The ex-men.

[raydan]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

Rest of country relieved they can still look down on Alberta

I don't look down on Alberta, but I've started to point and chuckle.

[DrCaleb]

As you should.

[bootlegga]

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC.

Nothing was moving.

Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom.

Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."

"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks.

The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."