Some of my favourites;
Quote:
26. Never tell a German soldier that “We kicked your ass in World War 2!”
37. Our medic is called “Sgt Larwasa”, not “Dr. Feelgood”.
38. Our supply Sgt is “Sgt Watkins” not “Sugar Daddy”.
43. Camouflage body paint is not a uniform.
44. I am not the atheist chaplain.
49. Not allowed to trade military equipment for “magic beans”.
52. Not allowed to yell “Take that Cobra” at the rifle range.
60. “The Giant Space Ants” are not at the top of my chain of command.
77. The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them “You don’t need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for.”
97. Gozer does not dwell in my refrigerator.
117. Must not use government equipment to bootleg pornography.
129. The Microsoft ® “Dancing Paperclip” is not authorized to countermand any orders.
145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.
146. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.
147. I should not threaten suicide with pop rocks and Coke ®.
179. On Army documents, my race is not “Other”.
180. Nor is it “Secretariat, in the third”.
203. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is a bad long term goal to give the re-enlistment NCO.
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