[ShepherdsDog]

Wikileaks has revealed why Eyebrock has now been assigned desk duty. Photos were recently leaked of an ongoing investigation into Eyebrock's activities while he was a member of the K9 unit.

Transcript of recorded conversation:

Sgt. Doughnut: Where is that lazy Paddy bastard Eyebrock?
Cst. Coffee: You know. He's always off fucking the dog.
Sgt. Doughnut: That's it! I've put up with his spud fetish, his penny whistle and drinking long enough. On top of that you say he's neglecting his duties and the training of his dog?!? I'm going to can his ass.
Cst. Coffee:No sir, that isn't what I said. He's actually one of the hardest working members on the force and he never neglects his dog. In fact they are inseparable. he has one of the best service records here.
Sgt. Doughnut: I thought you said he was off fucking the dog?
Cst. Coffee:Yes...yes I did. Only thing is....I wasn't speaking figuratively... go look for yourself.

The photo below was entered as evidence in the disciplinary hearing of Sgt.Eyebrock

[Scape]

[Gunnair]

Envy is an ugly part of you, Shep (one of many ugly parts)

[ShepherdsDog]

back from your day at the heavy petting zoo?

[Gunnair]

ShepherdsDog wrote:

back from your day at the heavy petting zoo?

Hardly. Just another day, fortunately one of the few left, of yet again watching a Campbell try to fuck or unfuck himself.

Love BC politics...

[Lemmy]

Your thread title is misleading, Shep. A "deskjob" is a very different (and a lot more interesting) thing than a "desk job".

[ShepherdsDog]

Gunnair wrote:

ShepherdsDog wrote:

back from your day at the heavy petting zoo?

Hardly. Just another day, fortunately one of the few left, of yet again watching a Campbell try to fuck or unfuck himself.

Love BC politics...

and self admittedly, you voted for him

Lemmy wrote:

Your thread title is misleading, Shep. A "deskjob" is a very different (and a lot more interesting) thing than a "desk job".

And all this time I thought you economists were the unsalted, uncoloured margarine types.

[EyeBrock]

You Jock git!

I did laugh rather loud though! I tried to rep ya!

[Lemmy]

ShepherdsDog wrote:

And all this time I thought you economists were the unsalted, uncoloured margarine types.

That's macroeconomists. Labour economists are the Lenny Bruces of the profession. I'm looking down and can't decide which side of the line I'm on between having a sense of humour and being a punch-line.

[Regina]

[martin14]

[PostFactum]

Hey Shep, that's cruel

[PostFactum]

But one of the funniest things I was reading for the last week