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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:07 am
 


From email:

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1. If your boss tells you to update your Gamma Globulin, Yellow Fever, Malaria, Dysentery, Tetanus and other fun immunizations- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

2. If the Mobilization NCO tells you not to waste your time bringing a radio, or any other electronics, as there is no electricity and there are no signals- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

3. If the Travel Pay folks give you a travel advance and the Per Diem rate is only $8.00/day, for everything- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

4. If the “Area Cultural” briefing is only 30 minutes long, but the briefing on communicable diseases is 3 hours long- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

5. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that some leaders in the host country keep young boys as sexual slaves- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

6. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that male members of that society have multiple wives, but also engage in sexual activity with barnyard animals- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

7. If the “Medical Briefing” includes recommendations not to walk barefoot, drink the local water, or eat ANY food on the local economy- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

8. If the “Medical Briefing” includes information that the roadside ditches not only serve as flood control, but also as a common latrine- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

9. If the Daily Report for your new assignment includes an area for “Number of Personnel Med-Evaced” from theater for unknown diseases- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

10. If the monetary exchange rate is greater than 50 to 1 for local currency to US Dollars- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:26 am
 


The best meme so far has been one of Queen Elizabeth being told Trump has cancelled his trip to the UK, to which she replies we don't need anyone coming here from a shit hole country.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:39 am
 


And of course, the problem with deploying to a shithole, is that they follow you home.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:47 am
 


Zipperfish Zipperfish:
And of course, the problem with deploying to a shithole, is that they follow you home.



Only because stupid Lieberals are clamouring for them to flood in.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:22 am
 


Zipperfish Zipperfish:
And of course, the problem with deploying to a shithole, is that they follow you home.


True.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:24 am
 


You might be mentally retarded if your expectation is to be deploying to a paradise.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:19 pm
 


CharlesAnthony CharlesAnthony:
You might be mentally retarded if your expectation is to be deploying to a paradise.


https://globalnews.ca/news/3755621/cana ... ane-maria/

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A Royal Canadian Navy frigate on station at the Turks and Caicos islands...


Sometimes you get lucky. :rock: [flag]


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:25 pm
 


BartSimpson BartSimpson:
the Turks and Caicos islands..



Better there than here :lol: :lol:


A U.S. Navy ship is trapped in Montreal until spring due to icy waters

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/ ... -1.4497416


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