[Zipperfish]

Axeman wrote:

Zipperfish wrote:

[I actually played bass for Seek and Destroy once. The band was called Drunk ("Hi, tonight we're Drunk, tomorrow we'll be Hung Over"). Anyways, their bass player did a monster amount of mushrooms before he went on. I tried to warn him, but you can't talk no sense to a bass player, is one thing I've learned over the years.
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You know how you can tell when the stage is level? Drool's running out both sides of the bass players mouth.

Ooh, wait till Tatood Girl gets back--you are going to be Riding the Lightning, Trapped Under Ice and Unforgiven.

[Axeman]

My own bass player, admittedly, is getting sick of hearing that joke. Shall I move on to drummer jokes?

[TattoodGirl]

Zipperfish wrote:

Axeman wrote:

Zipperfish wrote:

[I actually played bass for Seek and Destroy once. The band was called Drunk ("Hi, tonight we're Drunk, tomorrow we'll be Hung Over"). Anyways, their bass player did a monster amount of mushrooms before he went on. I tried to warn him, but you can't talk no sense to a bass player, is one thing I've learned over the years.
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You know how you can tell when the stage is level? Drool's running out both sides of the bass players mouth.

Ooh, wait till Tatood Girl gets back--you are going to be Riding the Lightning, Trapped Under Ice and Unforgiven.

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH SNAP!!!!! Do I have to pull the guitar solo one out again????

Whats about to be bloody, beaten and left for dead?....the guitarist that told too many bassist jokes

[Robair]

Axeman wrote:

Shall I move on to drummer jokes?

You mean those guys that hang around with musicians?

[Axeman]

Robair wrote:

Axeman wrote:

Shall I move on to drummer jokes?

You mean those guys that hang around with musicians?

who'd carry all their shit if they didn't?

[Tricks]

Wait...wait...wait... bassists are in bands? Aren't they... like.... useless?

[Tricks]

Jokes aside, check out godsmack's bassist and then a sweet jam session when they were in vegas. So sick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBSQx-x66rI

[danimal]

Some of my favorites!

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=IknWO_cnVzw

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=cd-gB-xvhbE

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=v6kb5fvv6_A

[OPP]

"The outlaw thorn" is a song that most fans simply wont recognize but it's one of, if not, THE best Metallica song of all times. It's been overlooked for too long and I got every singel one of their albums. Started listening to Metallica when I was 11, seen them twice live (Ullevi, Spectrum) so don't tell me I don't know what I'm talking about.

[xerxes]

I have to say the last album, Death Magnetic, is awesome and completely makes for for St. Anger and Reload, IMO.

Plus the video for All Nightmare Long is cool.:

[OPP]

Strange.. I can't watch it?
It's my domain or something..
But I really feel that Metallica owe me for one album. St Anger really blew horse cock. And I don't feel downloading Death magnetica one hundread times really makes up for it. They owe me.

[mtbr]

OPP wrote:

Strange.. I can't watch it?
It's my domain or something..
But I really feel that Metallica owe me for one album. St Anger really blew horse cock. And I don't feel downloading Death magnetica one hundread times really makes up for it. They owe me.

Did you come home from the bar empty handed again?

[OPP]

mtbr wrote:

OPP wrote:

Strange.. I can't watch it?
It's my domain or something..
But I really feel that Metallica owe me for one album. St Anger really blew horse cock. And I don't feel downloading Death magnetica one hundread times really makes up for it. They owe me.

Did you come home from the bar empty handed again?

Hahaha! Yeah, I did, actually. But, what really ruined my mood was the 4-1 loss, though.