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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:07 pm
 


My own bass player, admittedly, is getting sick of hearing that joke. Shall I move on to drummer jokes?


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:10 pm
 


Zipperfish wrote:
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[I actually played bass for Seek and Destroy once. The band was called Drunk ("Hi, tonight we're Drunk, tomorrow we'll be Hung Over"). Anyways, their bass player did a monster amount of mushrooms before he went on. I tried to warn him, but you can't talk no sense to a bass player, is one thing I've learned over the years.
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You know how you can tell when the stage is level? Drool's running out both sides of the bass players mouth.


Ooh, wait till Tatood Girl gets back--you are going to be Riding the Lightning, Trapped Under Ice and Unforgiven.

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH SNAP!!!!! Do I have to pull the guitar solo one out again???? :evil:

Whats about to be bloody, beaten and left for dead?....the guitarist that told too many bassist jokes :twisted:


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:20 am
 


Axeman wrote:
Shall I move on to drummer jokes?
You mean those guys that hang around with musicians? XD


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:02 pm
 


Robair wrote:
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Shall I move on to drummer jokes?
You mean those guys that hang around with musicians? XD


who'd carry all their shit if they didn't?


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:10 pm
 


Wait...wait...wait... bassists are in bands? Aren't they... like.... useless?


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:12 pm
 


Jokes aside, check out godsmack's bassist and then a sweet jam session when they were in vegas. So sick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBSQx-x66rI


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 7:43 pm
 


"The outlaw thorn" is a song that most fans simply wont recognize but it's one of, if not, THE best Metallica song of all times. It's been overlooked for too long and I got every singel one of their albums. Started listening to Metallica when I was 11, seen them twice live (Ullevi, Spectrum) so don't tell me I don't know what I'm talking about.


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 7:53 pm
 


I have to say the last album, Death Magnetic, is awesome and completely makes for for St. Anger and Reload, IMO.

Plus the video for All Nightmare Long is cool.:


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 7:56 pm
 


Strange.. I can't watch it?
It's my domain or something..
But I really feel that Metallica owe me for one album. St Anger really blew horse cock. And I don't feel downloading Death magnetica one hundread times really makes up for it. They owe me.





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Strange.. I can't watch it?
It's my domain or something..
But I really feel that Metallica owe me for one album. St Anger really blew horse cock. And I don't feel downloading Death magnetica one hundread times really makes up for it. They owe me.



Did you come home from the bar empty handed again?


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 8:13 pm
 


mtbr wrote:
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Strange.. I can't watch it?
It's my domain or something..
But I really feel that Metallica owe me for one album. St Anger really blew horse cock. And I don't feel downloading Death magnetica one hundread times really makes up for it. They owe me.



Did you come home from the bar empty handed again?

Hahaha! Yeah, I did, actually. But, what really ruined my mood was the 4-1 loss, though.


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