(Oh Canada we stand on guard, for thee) I told this god where I was from He said oh, Canada Kinda laughs it off, real funny huh? Yeah, uh, come on
(O Canada) 1-2, 1-2, Mic check, 1-2, 1-2 Yeah (O Canada)
Uh, yea From the land of the lost Trans-Canada crossed Patriotic and a honour With a hand on my heart
From the greatest of lakes To the greenest of greens To the rockiest mountains And everything in between
O-o-o Canada Oh you’re no fan of us? Cause our movie and TV shows are so amateur? Yeah, we laugh at off, that don’t really bother me Look, we ain't serious unless you really gotta be
Humourous attitude like Kids in the Hall Like Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, Yeah we claiming them all
It's the great white north Home of the funniest actors The front of the joke With an abundance of laughter
The red and white flag Keep it high keep it visual People see Canada and get stereotypical Think we finish every sentence with buddy or bye And if it ain't that it's either do, eh or guy (Canadaka, eh?) Yeah we consider it people And smoking marijuana We consider it legal
Still doing rap like the 1990’s But that's how we like it Off-timed and grimy!
I know where I'm from and I told ya before North of America hard to ignore Every time I go away I tell them for sure I'm from Canada O-o-o Canada
(O Canada) O Canada O-o-o Canada (O canada) I'm from Canada O-o-o Canada
The class makes a sick beat, we call it a classic The class makes a sick beat, we call it a classic The class makes a sick beat, we call it a classic The class makes a sick beat, we call it a classic
I've been around the globe and Heard the confusion Honestly a lot o'yall are ignorant and stupid
Yes, we have microwaves, TV's and cell phones Unintelligent fuck, we invented the telephone! We made Yahtzee The light bulb, hockey And bred the greatest players, Gretzky to Crosby We all got at least one drinking buddy And after one drink, all of us think we’re funny
Our national mascot’s a damn beaver O Canada we love our beaver Home O'Hell’s Angels the North-CMP Home of Gordon Lightfoot and nasty TV
The underground rail road Georges St. Pierre Right here is where he calls home
Our health care system Y'all know its free Keep a girl banging with a full mouth of teeth I wont even get into the music on the streets They say hip hop is dead Naw its up north with me I could do this all day its a part of my routine But supper’s almost done and tonight, poutine!
I know where I'm from and I told ya before North of America hard to ignore Every time I go away I tell them for sure I'm from Canada o-o-o Canada (I'm from the east coast of Canada) O-o-o Canada (I'm from the east east east coast) Yo yo! See I'm from Canada so sometimes the words come out of my mouth like this Get used to it!
(O Canada, we stand on guard for thee)
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I love it. Fuckeneh.
Mr_Canada
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 5:48 pm
A much needed bump. Oh Canada!
ridenrain
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 6:20 pm
Since when is "rap", Canadian?
raydan
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 6:32 pm
ridenrain wrote:
Since when is "rap", Canadian?
Since when is "rap", music?
maldonsfecht
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 6:33 pm
cringeworthy
Hyack
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 7:32 pm
ridenrain wrote:
Since when is "rap", Canadian?
When it's Crap...Oh, hold on, it doesn't have to be Canadian to be crap.
ridenrain
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 8:23 pm
Who would have thought that African American and latino street music from the Eastern US would meet Canadian Content rules... Now what rhymed with aboot"?
Gunnair
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 10:17 pm
That was craptacular and ridonkulous at the same time...
Mr_Canada
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 11:20 pm
Huh, you guy are kinda uptight, eh? Could make a diamond...
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 11:45 pm
I liked it Mr. C
Thanks for posting it!
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Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 12:00 am
TattoodGirl wrote:
I liked it Mr. C
Thanks for posting it!
A kid came and showed me it at school one day, lol.
Gunnair
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Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 5:01 pm
Mr_Canada wrote:
Huh, you guy are kinda uptight, eh? Could make a diamond...
If I could, I'd listen to rap every day while driving in my Escalade...
Wally_Sconce
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Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 5:17 pm
that is several minutes of my life that I wish that I could get back.
jason700
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Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 5:19 pm
That was kinda crappy. I DO prefer Canadian Rap to American for the most part though.
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