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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 8:56 am
 


A good citizen will:

Awake and greet the day hoping that no ill will befall his family, friends or neighbors. That it will be peaceful and uneventful while yet productive and interesting.
Have a pleasant breakfast with partner and leave for their job expecting to earn the benefits and be treated fairly and with respect.
Drive cautiously observing rules and common sense.
Perform their assignments efficiently and diligently.
Perform occasional good deeds for their fellows.
Vocalize any concerns for waste, bigotry and unlawful activity.
Recognize that opinions and remarks in opposition to their own deserve
respect and might just provide another sensible view.
Recognize that there is freedom of speech.
Freedom of religion.
Freedoms of the press.
Freedom to bear (licensed where required) arms.
That others of differing faiths or politics are within (their) civil and human rights and that they may express views that may be offensive to you. That they may do so without fear of reprisal.
Expect a responsible government for which they exercise their right to vote.
That their loyalty should be first to their country of citizenship and that any religious beliefs or customs must not be practiced which contravene the host countries laws.
Every person has the right to expect a life within the framework of a democracy without fear and threat. That must be an inalienable right of all citizens.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:44 pm
 


And?


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:50 pm
 


A good citizen will be armed? :?


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:52 pm
 


A good citizen won't tell anyone else what they have to do.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:55 pm
 


I can simplify that with just one word...

Respect

That takes care of everything else.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:06 pm
 


Cool. Citizens only. :P


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:19 pm
 


Bloody immigrants.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:56 pm
 


Can't swing a dead skunk in here without hitting an immigrant.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 3:19 pm
 


DrCaleb wrote:
Can't swing a dead skunk in here without hitting an immigrant.


A Good Citizen would not be swinging a dead skunk.





PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 3:48 pm
 


Peeves wrote:
A good citizen will:


Awake and greet the day hoping that no ill will befall his family, friends or neighbors. That it will be peaceful and uneventful while yet productive and interesting. I hope my neighbour and her yappy dog die cause I can’t sleep ....
Have a pleasant breakfast with partner and leave for their job expecting to earn the benefits and be treated fairly and with respect. Breakfast? Right – If I get breakfast I have to get up at 5:30 instead of 6.
Drive cautiously observing rules and common sense. Right as if
Perform their assignments efficiently and diligently. Not likely
Perform occasional good deeds for their fellows. Blow me
Vocalize any concerns for waste, bigotry and unlawful activity. I dialled 911 I shoulda called a cab it would have come quicker.
Recognize that opinions and remarks in opposition to their own deserve respect and might just provide another sensible view. You cut and paste this garbage without sourcing it?
Recognize that there is freedom of speech. Free fucking speech cocksucker.
Freedom of religion. I am god.
Freedoms of the press. To hack your fucking phone.
Freedom to bear (licensed where required) arms. And use it to overthrow the government.
That others of differing faiths or politics are within (their) civil and human rights and that they may express views that may be offensive to you. That they may do so without fear of reprisal. Fuck you I’m gunna get you...
Expect a responsible government for which they exercise their right to vote. Conservatives who party like rock stars and spend like them too, and sleep on the job where's jaffer when you need some blow?
That their loyalty should be first to their country of citizenship and that any religious beliefs or customs must not be practiced which contravene the host countries laws. I’d rather be in Mexico any winter day .
Every person has the right to expect a life within the framework of a democracy without fear and threat. That must be an inalienable right of all white citizensas long as you have the cash to buy it.


Sorry its a waste of cyber space but it was fun. Nothing serious here ignore it all lol. Really, don;t read anything above I am wasting the last half hour before I go home and get stoned.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 4:05 pm
 


sandorski wrote:
DrCaleb wrote:
Can't swing a dead skunk in here without hitting an immigrant.


A Good Citizen would not be swinging a dead skunk.


A good citizen likes soft fuzzy cats and would never treat a dead one with disrespect. Skunks . . . not so much.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 5:09 pm
 


This kinda reminds me of something you'd see out of a scene from Starship Troopers. :D




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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 5:37 pm
 


DrCaleb wrote:
sandorski wrote:
DrCaleb wrote:
Can't swing a dead skunk in here without hitting an immigrant.


A Good Citizen would not be swinging a dead skunk.


A good citizen likes soft fuzzy cats and would never treat a dead one with disrespect. Skunks . . . not so much.


A Good citizen calls the Hazmat Unit at the sighting of a dead skunk. It does not touch it.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 5:42 pm
 


Macguyver wrote:
Peeves wrote:
A good citizen will:


Awake and greet the day hoping that no ill will befall his family, friends or neighbors. That it will be peaceful and uneventful while yet productive and interesting. I hope my neighbour and her yappy dog die cause I can’t sleep ....
Have a pleasant breakfast with partner and leave for their job expecting to earn the benefits and be treated fairly and with respect. Breakfast? Right – If I get breakfast I have to get up at 5:30 instead of 6.
Drive cautiously observing rules and common sense. Right as if
Perform their assignments efficiently and diligently. Not likely
Perform occasional good deeds for their fellows. Blow me
Vocalize any concerns for waste, bigotry and unlawful activity. I dialled 911 I shoulda called a cab it would have come quicker.
Recognize that opinions and remarks in opposition to their own deserve respect and might just provide another sensible view. You cut and paste this garbage without sourcing it?
Recognize that there is freedom of speech. Free fucking speech cocksucker.
Freedom of religion. I am god.
Freedoms of the press. To hack your fucking phone.
Freedom to bear (licensed where required) arms. And use it to overthrow the government.
That others of differing faiths or politics are within (their) civil and human rights and that they may express views that may be offensive to you. That they may do so without fear of reprisal. Fuck you I’m gunna get you...
Expect a responsible government for which they exercise their right to vote. Conservatives who party like rock stars and spend like them too, and sleep on the job where's jaffer when you need some blow?
That their loyalty should be first to their country of citizenship and that any religious beliefs or customs must not be practiced which contravene the host countries laws. I’d rather be in Mexico any winter day .
Every person has the right to expect a life within the framework of a democracy without fear and threat. That must be an inalienable right of all white citizensas long as you have the cash to buy it.


Sorry its a waste of cyber space but it was fun. Nothing serious here ignore it all lol. Really, don;t read anything above I am wasting the last half hour before I go home and get stoned.

That made me LOL. Hard :)


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 12:39 pm
 


You weren't stoned ?


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