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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 6:46 pm
 


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Zipperfish Zipperfish:
I'd like to ban the use "libtard" since it is a well known fact that liberals are smarter than conservatives. Also more artistic. And better looking.


Conservative:

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Liberal:

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I wouldn't do either of them. Does that make me a centrist?

edit: actually I'd probably do both, just for the story.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 6:48 pm
 


Slut.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 6:51 pm
 


andyt andyt:
Slut.


Complained to my wife about you calling me a slut... after hearing why she agrees with you. I think I'm gonna go get drunk now.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 7:13 pm
 


Tom Selleck is likely less hairy and has nicer tits





PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 7:17 pm
 


ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
Tom Selleck is likely less hairy and has nicer tits

:lol:

maybe he would prefer Rosie, she probably has a bigger dick.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 7:24 pm
 


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Hillary Clinton was a certified MILF, resistance is futile. [drool]





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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:29 pm
 


I take it back. Right-wingers are better looking. :lol:


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 1:02 pm
 


Unsound Unsound:
andyt andyt:
Slut.


Complained to my wife about you calling me a slut... after hearing why she agrees with you. I think I'm gonna go get drunk now.


Try playing hard to get once in a while, maybe she'll respect you more.


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 1:57 pm
 


I'm a man. Hard to get means I ask politely instead of the usual begging.


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 2:02 pm
 


All men are sluts.


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 2:06 pm
 


PluggyRug PluggyRug:
The Fence Test
You can't get any more accurate than this!
This is straight forward country thinking.. By
Jeff Foxworthy

I just want to note that Jeff Foxworthy prefers to stay out of politics. He didn't write or say this, his comedy is supposed to be extremely family-friendly, which somewhat excludes something as completely divisive as politics.

You won't find him ranting about liberals or conservatives. He jokes about himself, not others.
That's part of his specific comedic appeal. Being accessible to everybody.

There's a "rebuttal" version at the link...

$1:
If a Democrat is opposed to abortion, she doesn't have one.
If a Republican is opposed to abortion, he tries to ban them for everyone except his wife.

If a Democrat is a vegetarian, it's because he wants better treatment for animals.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, it's because he works for Monsanto.

If a Democrat is homosexual, he supports equality for other homosexuals.
If a Republican is homosexual, he leads a gay life in secret while hypocritically condemning that lifestyle in public.

If a Democrat is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he blames his situation on Democrats.

If a Democrat doesn't like a television show, he switches channels.
If a Republican doesn't like a television show, he launches a boycott to get the program cancelled so that no one else can watch it.

If a Democrat is religious, he quietly prays in private, as Jesus said one should.
If a Republican is religious, he demands that everyone be forced to pray along with him.

If a Democrat needs health care, he seeks to ensure that health care is accessible to everyone else as well.
A Republican buys stock in an HMO and campaigns against affordable health care.

If a Democrat reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Republican will attempt to have the sender arrested.


These are both stupid as hell. The real answer is the Misanthropic Party. Sadly, no one can join.


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 4:22 pm
 


Zipperfish Zipperfish:
I take it back. Right-wingers are better looking. :lol:


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