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The Fence Test
You can't get any more accurate than this!
This is straight forward country thinking.. By
Jeff Foxworthy
I just want to note that
Jeff Foxworthy prefers to stay out of politics. He didn't write or say this, his comedy is supposed to be extremely family-friendly, which somewhat excludes something as completely divisive as politics.
You won't find him ranting about liberals or conservatives. He jokes about himself, not others.
That's part of his specific comedic appeal. Being accessible to everybody.
There's a "rebuttal" version at the link...
$1:
If a Democrat is opposed to abortion, she doesn't have one.
If a Republican is opposed to abortion, he tries to ban them for everyone except his wife.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, it's because he wants better treatment for animals.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, it's because he works for Monsanto.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he supports equality for other homosexuals.
If a Republican is homosexual, he leads a gay life in secret while hypocritically condemning that lifestyle in public.
If a Democrat is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he blames his situation on Democrats.
If a Democrat doesn't like a television show, he switches channels.
If a Republican doesn't like a television show, he launches a boycott to get the program cancelled so that no one else can watch it.
If a Democrat is religious, he quietly prays in private, as Jesus said one should.
If a Republican is religious, he demands that everyone be forced to pray along with him.
If a Democrat needs health care, he seeks to ensure that health care is accessible to everyone else as well.
A Republican buys stock in an HMO and campaigns against affordable health care.
If a Democrat reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Republican will attempt to have the sender arrested.
These are both stupid as hell. The real answer is the Misanthropic Party. Sadly, no one can join.