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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 4:19 pm
 


Canadian History A to Zed :wink:

Pretty good site for facts about Canada.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 4:55 pm
 


How high up on the list am I?







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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 4:59 pm
 


Somewhere near the top should be...

www.canadaka.net gets launched! :rock:


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:02 pm
 


The Maple Leafs NOT winning the Cup since 1967 8O


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:34 pm
 


Having Canadians set nearly 97% of the world's records in Hockey.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 6:48 pm
 


Arctic_Menace Arctic_Menace:
Having Canadians set nearly 97% of the world's records in Hockey.


That's actually not a good thing. It means no one else is playing it.





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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 7:46 pm
 


It just means we're better. The following is a quote from the Bible...



And Lo, Darius spoke out to the crowd, and he spoke of a great Ice God. Unto the crowd he said: "The Ice God has been appointed by our Lord and saviour as the sole guardian of 'Hockey'. This god shall ne'er be defeated in battle, for it shall protect its prize of 'hockey' until Armageddon comes. The Ice God is none other than Canada, and thou shall have no other guardians of hockey before it."


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 7:48 pm
 


It's just because the rest of the world are pussies who can't handle a little fighting and checking. Defensemen: Canada's secret weapon. Tie Domi is the General.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 7:49 pm
 


Imagine Tie Domi in the Crusades, he'd have won it for the Christians. :wink:


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Arctic_Menace Arctic_Menace:
And Lo, Darius spoke out to the crowd, and he spoke of a great Ice God. Unto the crowd he said: "The Ice God has been appointed by our Lord and saviour as the sole guardian of 'Hockey'. This god shall ne'er be defeated in battle, for it shall protect its prize of 'hockey' until Armageddon comes. The Ice God is none other than Canada, and thou shall have no other guardians of hockey before it."


Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot that quote.



(Where is that from exactly...Isn't it the Book of Wayne?)





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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 7:50 pm
 


Nope, the Bible. It's in Psalm 32. :D


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 7:54 pm
 


I recently located a Norse saga that tells like this:

"Thou shalt not question Canadian Coolness. Thou shalt not fuck with Canada or Hockey, to which Canada is the guardian of. Thou shalt not deny the fact that America is North America's Basment. Thou shalt not question Canadian Coolness."

I think that some ancient Norse guy stole your sig AM.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 7:57 pm
 


Yeah, his name was Hersker. Means Master in Norwegian. We were drunk in a tiny bar in Reykjavik Iceland, and he stole it from me and returned to Norway with it. Bastard. :evil:


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Arctic_Menace Arctic_Menace:
Yeah, his name was Hersker. Means Master in Norwegian. We were drunk in a tiny bar in Reykjavik Iceland, and he stole it from me and returned to Norway with it. Bastard. :evil:


Don't worry mate, when I get to Valhalla I'll hunt him down for you.


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Arctic_Menace Arctic_Menace:
Imagine Tie Domi in the Crusades, he'd have won it for the Christians. :wink:


I just imagine Domi in the middle of the desert shouting "AY! You looking at me?" "Wat...er..." "Oh! Water, is it?" *Throws gloves down and proceedes to beat the crap out of the poor, blind, homless begger* "Is that 'wat....er...' enough for ya?"


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