[Newsbot]

Title: West Edmonton Mall
Topic: General News
Written By: canadaka
Date: Wednesday, January 08 at 21:17
Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.

Fame: World's largest shopping and entertainment complex.

Statistics:
Total Area: 49 hectares (121 acres), equivalent to 104 Canadian (115 American) football fields, or 5,300,000 ft^2.
Total Construction Cost: CDN$1,200,000,000.00.
Parking: Over 20,000 vehicles, World's largest.



Annual Visitors: 20,000,000.
Light Fixtures: 325,000.
Entrances: 58.
Stores: Over 800.
Restaurants: 110.
Employment Opportunities: 23,500.
Indoor Lake: World's largest.
Indoor Wave Pool: 2 hectares (5 acres), World's largest.






Indoor Amusement Park: 37,160 m^2 (400,000 ft^2), World's Largest.
Bungy Jumping: World's only indoor location (inside the water park).
Hotel: 354 rooms, 118 of which are "themed".
Movie Theatres: 19.
Visit the W.E.M. site too find out more.
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[fuddleduddle]

West Edmonton Mall to become Canada's Newest Province !

Mall to elect its own 4 Members of Parliament. Further news follows...

[Unsound]

They might have trouble finding senators... there is minimum age requirement.

[Jabberwalker]

$1:

Annual Visitors: 20,000,000.

That IS amazing, actually.

[fuddleduddle]

Senators will be no problemo, they can just lie about where they are from.

While we speak, K D Lang is recording the Provincial Anthem of The West Edmonton Mall.

It's title is: Where The Sun Dont Shine .

[Unsound]

fuddleduddle fuddleduddle:

It's title is: Where The Sun Dont Shine .

That's a little inaccurate. Plenty of sky lights in the mall.

[Thanos]

If it's like practically every other mall I've been to in my entire life then 90% of the stores in WEM sell nothing but women's shoes.

[fuddleduddle]

Province of West Edmonton Mall already his its motto "Where The Sun Dont Shine on its provincial licence plates.
They are really striking, dayglo lime-green.

[wildrosegirl]

Thanos Thanos:

If it's like practically every other mall I've been to in my entire life then 90% of the stores in WEM sell nothing but women's shoes.

Not true. They also have two sex shops and three tattoo shops. Far from your average mall.

[Hyack]

wildrosegirl wildrosegirl:

Thanos Thanos:

If it's like practically every other mall I've been to in my entire life then 90% of the stores in WEM sell nothing but women's shoes.

Not true. They also have two sex shops and three tattoo shops. Far from your average mall.

And just which one do you frequent the most???

[Xort]

The make up of the average mall is now 90% women's clothing / apparel, and cellphone stores.

Rather than a delightful mix of everything, it's just clothes and cell phones.

[Jabberwalker]

wildrosegirl wildrosegirl:

Thanos Thanos:

If it's like practically every other mall I've been to in my entire life then 90% of the stores in WEM sell nothing but women's shoes.

Not true. They also have two sex shops and three tattoo shops. Far from your average mall.

Are they clustered around the submarine base?

[BRAH]

Thanos Thanos:

If it's like practically every other mall I've been to in my entire life then 90% of the stores in WEM sell nothing but women's shoes.

[wildrosegirl]

Hyack Hyack:

wildrosegirl wildrosegirl:

Thanos Thanos:

If it's like practically every other mall I've been to in my entire life then 90% of the stores in WEM sell nothing but women's shoes.

Not true. They also have two sex shops and three tattoo shops. Far from your average mall.

And just which one do you frequent the most???

Depends on the day.

[wildrosegirl]

Jabberwalker Jabberwalker:

wildrosegirl wildrosegirl:

Thanos Thanos:

If it's like practically every other mall I've been to in my entire life then 90% of the stores in WEM sell nothing but women's shoes.

Not true. They also have two sex shops and three tattoo shops. Far from your average mall.

Are they clustered around the submarine base?

Nope. Cinnabons.

All sorts of sweet stuff in that corner.