CKA Forums
Login 
canadian forums
bottom
 
 
Canadian Forums

Author Topic Options
Offline
CKA Uber
CKA Uber
 Vancouver Canucks
User avatar
Profile
Posts: 29206
PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 5:25 pm
 


Title: West Edmonton Mall
Topic: General News
Written By: canadaka
Date: Wednesday, January 08 at 21:17
Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.

Fame: World's largest shopping and entertainment complex.

Statistics:
Total Area: 49 hectares (121 acres), equivalent to 104 Canadian (115 American) football fields, or 5,300,000 ft^2.
Total Construction Cost: CDN$1,200,000,000.00.
Parking: Over 20,000 vehicles, World's largest.



Annual Visitors: 20,000,000.
Light Fixtures: 325,000.
Entrances: 58.
Stores: Over 800.
Restaurants: 110.
Employment Opportunities: 23,500.
Indoor Lake: World's largest.
Indoor Wave Pool: 2 hectares (5 acres), World's largest.






Indoor Amusement Park: 37,160 m^2 (400,000 ft^2), World's Largest.
Bungy Jumping: World's only indoor location (inside the water park).
Hotel: 354 rooms, 118 of which are "themed".
Movie Theatres: 19.
Visit the W.E.M. site too find out more.
read more


Offline
Junior Member
Junior Member
Profile
Posts: 25
PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 5:25 pm
 


West Edmonton Mall to become Canada's Newest Province !

Mall to elect its own 4 Members of Parliament. Further news follows...


Offline
CKA Super Elite
CKA Super Elite
 Edmonton Oilers
User avatar
Profile
Posts: 5228
PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 5:35 pm
 


They might have trouble finding senators... there is minimum age requirement.


Offline
CKA Uber
CKA Uber
 Montreal Canadiens
User avatar
Profile
Posts: 13404
PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:22 pm
 


Quote:
Annual Visitors: 20,000,000.



That IS amazing, actually.


Offline
Junior Member
Junior Member
Profile
Posts: 25
PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:23 pm
 


Senators will be no problemo, they can just lie about where they are from.

While we speak, K D Lang is recording the Provincial Anthem of The West Edmonton Mall.

It's title is: Where The Sun Dont Shine .


Offline
CKA Super Elite
CKA Super Elite
 Edmonton Oilers
User avatar
Profile
Posts: 5228
PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:26 pm
 


fuddleduddle wrote:
It's title is: Where The Sun Dont Shine .


That's a little inaccurate. Plenty of sky lights in the mall.


Offline
CKA Uber
CKA Uber
 Calgary Flames
User avatar
Profile
Posts: 29610
PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:29 pm
 


If it's like practically every other mall I've been to in my entire life then 90% of the stores in WEM sell nothing but women's shoes.


Offline
Junior Member
Junior Member
Profile
Posts: 25
PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:35 pm
 


Province of West Edmonton Mall already his its motto "Where The Sun Dont Shine on its provincial licence plates.
They are really striking, dayglo lime-green.


Offline
News Moderator
News Moderator
 Edmonton Oilers
User avatar
Profile
Posts: 19516

Warnings: (-20%)
PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:25 pm
 


Thanos wrote:
If it's like practically every other mall I've been to in my entire life then 90% of the stores in WEM sell nothing but women's shoes.

Not true. They also have two sex shops and three tattoo shops. Far from your average mall. 8)


Offline
Site Admin
Site Admin
 Vancouver Canucks


GROUP_AVATAR

GROUP_AVATAR
User avatar
Profile
Posts: 19989
PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 10:38 pm
 


wildrosegirl wrote:
Thanos wrote:
If it's like practically every other mall I've been to in my entire life then 90% of the stores in WEM sell nothing but women's shoes.

Not true. They also have two sex shops and three tattoo shops. Far from your average mall. 8)


And just which one do you frequent the most??? 8)


Offline
Forum Super Elite
Forum Super Elite
User avatar
Profile
Posts: 2366
PostPosted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 12:47 am
 


The make up of the average mall is now 90% women's clothing / apparel, and cellphone stores.

Rather than a delightful mix of everything, it's just clothes and cell phones.


Offline
CKA Uber
CKA Uber
 Montreal Canadiens
User avatar
Profile
Posts: 13404
PostPosted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 6:07 am
 


wildrosegirl wrote:
Thanos wrote:
If it's like practically every other mall I've been to in my entire life then 90% of the stores in WEM sell nothing but women's shoes.

Not true. They also have two sex shops and three tattoo shops. Far from your average mall. 8)


Are they clustered around the submarine base?


Offline
CKA Super Elite
CKA Super Elite
 Vancouver Canucks
User avatar
Profile
Posts: 9445
PostPosted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 12:53 pm
 


Thanos wrote:
If it's like practically every other mall I've been to in my entire life then 90% of the stores in WEM sell nothing but women's shoes.

Image
:|


Offline
News Moderator
News Moderator
 Edmonton Oilers
User avatar
Profile
Posts: 19516

Warnings: (-20%)
PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 4:45 pm
 


Hyack wrote:
wildrosegirl wrote:
Thanos wrote:
If it's like practically every other mall I've been to in my entire life then 90% of the stores in WEM sell nothing but women's shoes.

Not true. They also have two sex shops and three tattoo shops. Far from your average mall. 8)


And just which one do you frequent the most??? 8)

Depends on the day. 8)


Offline
News Moderator
News Moderator
 Edmonton Oilers
User avatar
Profile
Posts: 19516

Warnings: (-20%)
PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 4:47 pm
 


Jabberwalker wrote:
wildrosegirl wrote:
Thanos wrote:
If it's like practically every other mall I've been to in my entire life then 90% of the stores in WEM sell nothing but women's shoes.

Not true. They also have two sex shops and three tattoo shops. Far from your average mall. 8)


Are they clustered around the submarine base?


Nope. Cinnabons.

All sorts of sweet stuff in that corner. :lol:


Post new topic  Reply to topic  [ 22 posts ]  1  2  Next



Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests



cron
 
     
All logos and trademarks in this site are property of their respective owner.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © Canadaka.net. Powered by © phpBB.